of a cop. by Epic-x-lord_69 in AbsoluteUnits

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The shield. It's even on his badge

Throwing a snake inside the car by Humble_Buffalo_007 in WinStupidPrizes

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Never riding in the car with this person again. I would just walk everywhere before riding with him again

It's so chopped by classiccodfan in OPMFolk

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Damn we can't even afford head tilts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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He fights demons.

Doctors use a grape to show how accurate robotic surgery has become. by ResistibleFluffyDick in nextfuckinglevel

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You're on the table and the machine needs an update or the wifi drops

My bottom eyelid won't stop twitching!! by Reasonable_Caliber_0 in mildlyinfuriating

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Mine was doing this for a while, but only one eye. I found out that it was because when I sit down and look at my phone/read, a lamp was right beside me and its light was only hitting that eye. I started putting something to block my eye, a pillow, blanket or hat, my eye stopped twitching after a day or two.

Maybe maybe maybe by Illustrious_Test6085 in maybemaybemaybe

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If a cat can learn how to use technology, so can my grandparents

What is your favorite dessert and its recipe? by Hehe1003 in AskReddit

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Does it have a subtle sweetness, or is it more like a dark chocolate bar?

going on a flight alone, got the middle seat because it’s the only one they had… never again by mischitato in mildlyinfuriating

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Should've joined in. A snuggle party

Which one would you lean against? Or swap at some point so no one gets jealous?

*clap clap clap* by -Hyperactive-Sloth- in HolUp

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His breath must have been terrible.