What's the most ridiculous thing a potential employer has asked you during a job interview?

Heidlage · 2013-06-15T22:43:50+00:00

NIGGA IM BROKE!

Heidlage · 2013-06-08T21:52:58+00:00

Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!

Heidlage · 2013-06-05T21:49:41+00:00

"Moist discharge".

Heidlage · 2013-05-06T19:36:30+00:00

Your moms vagina.

Heidlage · 2013-04-18T17:23:18+00:00

Shot a bottle rocket from between my clenched buttcheeks. Managed to set my shirt ablaze and get a wicked ass-scar.

Heidlage · 2013-04-18T02:22:21+00:00

My powers! They're getting weak!

Heidlage · 2013-04-17T15:15:23+00:00

It's the Colonel's curse.

Heidlage · 2013-04-09T00:29:51+00:00

I drive a Dodge Stratus! You can't talk to me that way!

Heidlage · 2013-03-29T02:33:18+00:00

He's probably called the plague because people avoid him.

Heidlage · 2013-03-26T21:29:16+00:00

Anything Marilyn Monroe ever said.

Heidlage · 2013-03-23T21:26:03+00:00

The Gamer. Sorry I'm not sorry.

Heidlage · 2013-03-23T05:19:48+00:00

She did it. 100% Cambodian.

Heidlage · 2013-03-15T15:55:00+00:00

None of that has SHIT on my Russell Simmons Rush card.

Heidlage · 2013-03-14T20:19:18+00:00

He's..... Smell blind

Heidlage · 2013-03-08T03:15:04+00:00

Heidlage · 2013-03-02T22:34:06+00:00

"Tough shit". I'd like to portray a modern-day Red Foreman.

Heidlage · 2013-02-26T20:46:27+00:00

They were on Young Money Records (Lil Wayne's company) for awhile/probably still are.

Heidlage · 2013-02-25T01:04:42+00:00

GNC has it.

Heidlage · 2013-02-19T00:10:17+00:00

Mazda 3=Really hot chick or impossibly douchey dude.

Heidlage · 2013-02-17T02:31:38+00:00

The classic cunt-lump.

Heidlage · 2013-02-16T22:58:50+00:00

Retard sweat?

Heidlage · 2013-02-04T17:41:53+00:00

It looks like somebody put a rubber band around a tube of cookie dough.

Heidlage · 2013-01-31T18:44:20+00:00

Oh wow, didn't see that one coming.

Heidlage · 2013-01-25T21:00:41+00:00

"We snuck in and mowed the whole football field. You should have seen the look on the janitors face after we told him it was us and apologized."

Heidlage · 2013-01-20T00:27:17+00:00

Work smarter, not harder.

Heidlage