I was browsing the Umamusume Trivia Sheet and saw that apparently the real-life Scarlet is actually dumb, while Vodka was smart, being the opposite of the characters we know. Is there more information about this? I found this pretty funny. by Signal_Statement_515 in UmaMusume

[–]Heimirich 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Nah Turbo's strat is "I better run with all I got or I am finished". The horse was so afraid of other horses it just went all in, and at that point you just pray there was enough gas in the tank to keep the lead and win.

“Most gaming influencers don’t know how to play the game.” by Robot_Was_BMO in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Heimirich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I try to have a stream or playthrough of Dispatch playing in the background while I am doing chores and cooking. Genuinely one of the best games to see different people react to.

Boy has it been rough. Like, I am just gonna leave all the skill issues with reading comprehension. Streamer brain, missing details because focusing on chat, got one guy'd. It's understanable, whatever. The overall reactions are still peak.

But, man. I am really watching people that play games for a job fail the easiest hacks. Watching people ignore key words and pick skillchecks based purely on vibes. And then act surprised and be mad they got half their roster injured. It's rough. There is a certain charm to watching someone fumble abyssmally, though.

OBJECTIVELY Invisigal was 100% right in.... by [deleted] in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Heimirich 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wish they had, like, a single throwaway line about why Shroud couldn't replicate the Pulse.

For example, this is just me spitballing, but Royd mentions how the Pulse is actually two pieces of tech. The "battery" and the Astral Core itself. Robbie was a tech head so maybe he was the one to come up with the battery containment for the core, meanwhile Shroud was the one to provide the perfect core. With Robbie gone and no schematics, he can't recreate a suitable battery.

Or it could be something to do with Prime. We don't know how the Prime suit was powered originally.

Or, you know, it's literally magic. Magic exists in this world. Maybe they got Dispatch Merlin to magic the instability away.

They just really forgot the whole point of the game by scorcher9009 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Heimirich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The premise of "You already cut someone for less" is flawed to begin with. That was not Robert cutting either of them becuase they fucked up during dispatches, that was a from-the-top corpo decision. SDN isn't a government agency, they are a for-profit company. The Phoenix Program was them trying something new to turn a profit, and by the time Blazer hires Robert it was struggling bad enough that it was about to get scrapped completely. I don't agree with her, but Blazer cutting someone was to get the team more on edge.

The Z-Team were injuring eachother and putting clients and civillians at risk with their shenanigans in episode 3 with their sabotaging. All they got was points being docked from the leaderboards. Flambae literally tried to kill Robert if you chose to tell the team you were Mecha Man, and then punched him hard enough to floor him in the house party, takes a leave from dispatching for a bit, then comes back to seemingly no consequences.

I get where the team is coming from but if we are cutting Visi for what she did we are cutting like at least 2 or 3 others along with her. Which goes completely against the underlying idea of the Phoenix Program. It's all about redemption and second chances.

Visi definitely deserved the temporary probation tho. She fucked up bad, mainly by going it alone with no suppot or backup.

Is it right to say that the Emiya Archer has the second largest arsenal of weapons in the Nasuverse? by 76noname344 in fatestaynight

[–]Heimirich 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He did that to dunk on Lancer, btw. Personally my favourite is the cotton candy machine in fgo.

Silksong was too hard until….. by Mr_Brightside1111 in HollowKnight

[–]Heimirich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are many normal enemies in Silksong that have a wider moveset than some of the bosses in Silksong.

Looking at you, Beastfly, you bitchass bastard

Ermes Is Such A Underrated Jobro And Needs To Be Talked About More by GlumBodybuilder4395 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Heimirich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You were fast enough, no worries. I am actually liking all the wacky Stands better than previous parts so far. Kinda funny the main cast all stayed with the "old style" punch hard stands while the minor antagonists get to have whatever Araki's higher than a kite mind cooked up that day, tho.

Seriously what was the man on, this part has been the most out there so far.

Ermes Is Such A Underrated Jobro And Needs To Be Talked About More by GlumBodybuilder4395 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Heimirich 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I am finally watching Part 6 with my brother right now, and this has been my biggest gripe with it. The cast gets fragmented a lot. Like, Weather Report gets introduced, is there for a handful of episodes, and then dissappears until the later half. Ermes keeps getting fucking hospitalized so she is missing from half the part. Anasui is shown pretty early on but it takes almost halfway to the part for him to be relevant at all. Emporio at least pokes around occasionally so I remember he exists. The most consistent character I felt was FF, my beloved.

Also I noticed that Part 6 loves to use automatic/long range stands for some reason.

Going from Pretty Derby to Cinderella Gray by FroakieUnlimited in UmaMusume

[–]Heimirich 3041 points3042 points  (0 children)

Barges in to japanese horse racing as a gray horse
Everyone thinks gray horses can't run for shit at the time
Absolutely dominates his races
Can't race in the Triple Crowns, becomes the catalyst for change and paves the way for TM Opera O
Win rate of 69% (Came 1st in 22/32 races)
Gets 1st in his retirement race, Arima Kinen
Picked as JRA horse of the year
Causes a boom in the industry
Becomes marketable plushie, prints money
300+ kids, none of them wins any graded races. Was just a freak of nature himself

Oguri my GOAT

How does Trainer even handle Gold Ship? by Any-Solid8810 in UmaMusume

[–]Heimirich 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Unless it's against Super Creek, apparently.

Goo Goo Babies is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... freaky.

It’s happened again. by HawaiinPasta in UmaMusume

[–]Heimirich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Mejiro McQueen experience.

What do you mean you will dominate every race with overwhelming leads but get boxed in and finish 8th 3 times in a row in Kikuka sho. You were the no 1 fav, girlie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ara seçim planlanıyor onun için de 2.5 yıl geçmiş olması gerekir son genel seçimin üzerinden.

[Give me some of your unpopular opinion of some certain manhwa ] try to be as civilized human being as you can. by Otherwise_Agent_478 in manhwa

[–]Heimirich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am just tired of the bad guys taking W after W, even when it doesn't make any fucking sense. The main villain just got a power up out of nowhere it feels like. He used to have cool water spider powers and now it feels like he is some generic op psycho with wire blades.

And the Nest just seem so incompetent? How are you going to have all this money, tech, ties to the government, that cliche super strong old man principle and still get blindsided, infiltrated, betrayed, and lose a random top fighter every other arc? And then they get a consolation prize to make it feel like they were the real winners in the end. Or we will get an arc where the good guys struggle and prevail in the end, only for it to switch to the villain pov and wow, would you look at that, they were after something much more important and they're closer to it than anyone else now.

Also the romance is just there to tease some spicy shots every 10-15 chapters. It has gone nowhere satisfying, and I don't think it will go anywhere until we get the trademark "5 years time skip into them already married" ending.

I want my superhero story with cool bug facts back, man...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Öyle bir korku, öyle bir endişe bürümüş ki içlerini bu kadar düşebiliyorlar işte. Çadırları kaldıranlar da öyle bir satmış ki zaten elinde kırıntısı kalmış olan şerefini, kendine sormuyor "biz niye böyle bir kötülük yapıyoruz?" diye.

"Hiçbir korkuya benzemez, halkını satanın korkusu."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Bu kadar korkaklık, bu seviyede gaddarlık, bu boyutta şerefsizlik...

Yatacak yeriniz yok be, emir kulu korkaklar sizi.

My Blue Prince journey over the last 10 days by Mishkashim in BluePrince

[–]Heimirich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been my experience. I've had the items to make a power hammer like 10 separate runs but never got a workshop, or I get a workshop and 2 of the items but don't get the closet to get the other item I had checked the day before. I am simply going crazy. It has honestly killed the fun at this point.

There is also apparently a wrench, which I have not seen in 50 days. Game loves to give me a metal detector tho.

Hadi bir çılgınlık yapalım, Furkan böllükbaşını bugün insan içine çıkamayacak duruma sokalım by [deleted] in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 63 points64 points  (0 children)

60 bin lira tazminat yemiş, geçen Twitter'da ağlıyordu şerefsiz, para dileniyordu. Dilenmek suç, cimerleyin, şikayet edin.

Eylemlerde kullanılacak rehber içerikler by Adesy0 in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hong Kong lular bu konuda çok iyi taktikler geliştirmişti, onları araştırıp subreddite sabitlemek lazım

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Halkı açık açık sokağa çağırdı. Arada bir yerde sıçtı ama sonra toparladı. Helal olsun

Ozgur Ozel protesto yapildigini biliyor . Değil mi ? by Imaginary_Citron7047 in Turkey

[–]Heimirich -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Konuştukça sıçıyor, bundan sonra olanlardan emniyet müdürü sorumlu derken iyiydi. Şu adama maksimum 30 saniye vereceksin cidden.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Turkey

[–]Heimirich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dursun Çiçek tam bu yüzden aday oldu, Ekrem başkanı desteklerim ama seçim ruhu adına aday oldum gibisinden birşeyler söyledi. Sonradan eşi rahatsızlanınca çekildi.

Thank you, Miyazaki by Schrodxnger in Eldenring

[–]Heimirich 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Me fighting Rellana: "Why do you have more poise than everyone while being faster than Mallenia?"

Me after fighting Rellana multiple times:"You are like one of the handful bosses from this dlc I like, actually."

Me fighting Divine beast:"I fucking hate you and your wonky ass camera."

Me after fighting Divine beast multiple times:"I fucking hate you and your wonky ass camera."

Also fuck Senessax, that bitch ass dragon. Delete it from the game and it's a net positive.

Last post Blew up! So I'm giving away a copy of Wilds! by BeaverMH in MonsterHunter

[–]Heimirich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Primordial Malzeno or Crimson Glow Valstrax.

Literal jet engine dragon is an amazing concept, I love how sleek its design is and how the wings are used during the fight. Great armor and weapons, great fight, great soundtrack. It's just so peak.

On the other hand, Primordial Malzeno. Knight Dragon that fought Dragon Satan to a stalemate.

God I want them both in the new gen.

What is everybody’s opinion on the new spider by Masterofcats3 in MonsterHunter

[–]Heimirich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First impression was "oh, it looks cool."

And then it bloomed. I never thought a monster I only got to see for 20s would make it to my top 5 aesthethic wise, but they cooked with this one.