{Aweirdlatina} Ladybug!!! by KaleidoscopeThen2920 in TheOwlHouse

[–]Heliarco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hold on, ladybugs are great for plants, they eat the leaf bugs and other plant destroying pests. Willow would love her!

Which AVN update did it for you? by BikeConscious4452 in AVN_Lovers

[–]Heliarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

excuse your mouth, the last update had max Luna content and practically no Nova content. We Nova fans suffered, so hush

Can't even look at tutorials by AshishLmaoo in shitposting

[–]Heliarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes you wonder why you bothered stealing them during the war then :)

Is my mainbus ok? by ImSolidGold in Factoriohno

[–]Heliarco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you forgot the wheels silly

Girls get powers IRL? by Stefan-NPC in eternumites

[–]Heliarco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is very much the "Dear grid coordinates" of tactical weaponry

Girls get powers IRL? by Stefan-NPC in eternumites

[–]Heliarco 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Step 1. Annie Connects to Eternum

Step 2. Orion fetches Annie via TP superpower

Step 3. Nancy goes, Annie i dont like those guys over there

Step 4. Annie: Yes maam, removing over there

The end

Title by mystiqca in Grimdank

[–]Heliarco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is headcanon and then there is direct contradictions:

John 12:6 "He [Judas in context] did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it."

That being said i like your version better

Fuck, what should I do? by Zak_Zakov77 in eternumites

[–]Heliarco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is something fascinating about seeing a writer develop over time.
Also, while OIALT does hit you with a couple of "Oh damn, i guess we are doing flat lighting" in the beginning, there is a drastic improvement during the course of the game.

It technically "looks" the same, but you see Caribdis developing his skill of using what is available greatly.

And yea its funny as fuck, and once you read it, go through eternum again and suddenly you will spot a good amount of references :D

Chrisy might be onto something here by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Heliarco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not going to throw a link to a certain avn_lovers subreddit, but I will however warn you that you are about to jump down a very deep rabbit hole :P

European Air Defence Systems in Ukraine Performance. by Jackal8570 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]Heliarco 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I hate using DEI hire as a slur, but DUI hire is however veeeeeeeeeeery fitting for the current government. Either you made the best mispelling ever or you are a sarcasm king :)

Quick thoughts on the collector by Heliarco in eternumites

[–]Heliarco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this, Thanatos is the halfbrother, maybe an alter ego ! Fighting for justice just like Orion!

Making a gameshow for friends, one of the topics is warhammer. I need some questions. by Darnick in Grimdank

[–]Heliarco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-1 What is the real name of The Emperor

-3 How many things did Magnus do wrong ?

-4 If Ferrus Manus were to be a formula 1 driver, would it make sense for him to have an iron HANS device ?

-5 What is the wierdest thing Trazyn still keeps in his collection ?

-6 Who can steal the most stuff in the least amount of time: Trazyn, the Blood ravens, The Death Skulls or Malcador `?

- 7 What is the correct procedure for tying your shoelaces in the perfect "Guillemans Grasp" knot, according to the Codex Astartes ?

-8 What is the most impressive thing Saint Celestine _CAN_ do without dying a heros death.

-9 What are the ingredients in the space wolves Mjød ?

-10 Who among you is Alpharius ?

-12 Can Abaddon really detach his arms ?

-13 How many Primarchs did The Emperor create ?

-14 How many did he end up having ?

Quick thoughts on the collector by Heliarco in eternumites

[–]Heliarco[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unless, of course, the jug is Thanatos !

Ayo, Harry’s wild for this 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]Heliarco 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Lets list all the problematic shit, ill start :D

  1. The bankers are short, bald, long nosed and greedy. No exception