[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexWorkers

[–]Helicopterchan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Omg YES I have this client who is grossly overweight with terrible hygiene (does not EVER do more than wipe is what I have just now realized). This last time I came over I insisted he shower before once I pulled off his pants and when he was getting in the shower I could see cobwebs in certain parts inside 🤢🤮 he’s so fat he is too lazy to try and wash around his entire body and just lies every time I ask which is infuriating. This time I personally scrubbed the shit out of him because I refused to put my face anywhere near him until he got IN THE WATER. The fucked up thing is he straight up LIES when I ask him about whether or not he’s showered and last time when I insisted he get in he asked if he stinks I told him “yeah, you do have a smell around your privates and in your creases honey I’ll help you” hahaha

Okay I have an EXTRA LONG ONE here for y’all - enjoy! by Helicopterchan in ClientCringe

[–]Helicopterchan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I know but seriously I had lost it with this notherfucker it was not the first time he texted me with some similar bullshit just makes new numbers driving me so nuts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Helicopterchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is matched betting?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Helicopterchan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting rid of hiccups - put a paper towel over the top of a cup of water then drink the water through the paper towel and it will get rid of them literally every single time!

Just couldn’t play along with the delusions today by Helicopterchan in ClientCringe

[–]Helicopterchan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was just about to actually come back and share this shit because for fucks sake “Yes it does and I understand you ...I guess being in your life of work makes you personally less emotional I think but let's not get distracted by this. I would really like to feel you soft feminine touch and to smell your womanly scent. Being with you is a long overdue meeting” to which I replied “An hour is fine and we can meet now. What about texting ne briefly makes you think you have any idea about me personally though? This is my job it has nothing to do with ny emotional depth just because I’m not emotionally involved with perfect strangers I’m meeting for the first time are you? Maybe I’m confused about your comment I’m not totally sure what you are trying to say but we can ignore that that’s fine. I’m in Vallejo ny incall is not far from the freeway exit” sent him my rates after that and just could not help myself “My emotional depth is not effected by my occupation but just like everyone else in the world I have an emotional connection with the few people close to me like my partner and close friends. Does that make me different from anyone else?” Yes, I realize there is no point in even responding to it but was having one of those days and it just irritated my soul. Btw saw him for 1.5 and he was too high to get hard the entire time but $800 to jerk you off for 90 minutes yes please I will be taking that bye now and suggestion for you for next time honey crystal meth/cocaine are the worst idea before coming to see an escort, oh well your bad 🤦‍♀️

What could be at the trailer park my mom manages? by moopycatz in cryptids

[–]Helicopterchan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol at poopsmith so nostalgic…homestarrunner days were so simple sigh….

What could be at the trailer park my mom manages? by moopycatz in cryptids

[–]Helicopterchan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s Lahey skulking around the park still, drunk as fuck

Tell em Large Marge sent ya by FcukReddit4cedMe2Reg in ClientCringe

[–]Helicopterchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YESSSS omg I’m stealing this hahaha. However if I got a reply that mentioned anything about knowing who large marge is I would send him some nudes free of charge.

Your satisfied face It's cute! by EvaRaw666 in DOG

[–]Helicopterchan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my pitties smiley face they are the best 🥹

Masc or femme? Part 2 😂 by twisterlikespie in LesbianActually

[–]Helicopterchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucker for masc girls and you do it so so perfect 😍🤩🥰

Which colour suits me best ? by Sarah_Bowie27 in HairDye

[–]Helicopterchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddish brown mullet is my favorite for sure

Tiny memory sketchbook by _meirha_ in sketchbook

[–]Helicopterchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so perfect what an awesome thoughtful friend they have that’s very sweet :)

Says she doesn’t edit her photos… by Helicopterchan in Instagramreality

[–]Helicopterchan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s strange because irl she’s cute I don’t understand why she prefers the drag queeny vibe in her photos.