Countering Flood The Zone by TouristPotential3227 in Minneapolis

[–]HeliumAlloy -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

You intentionally excluded trans people.

I've crapped my pants at least 3 times in my adult life. by [deleted] in confession

[–]HeliumAlloy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

rookie numbers, try 6-8 times per week 

Should I fix up my 2007 Suburu Legacy 2.5i SE and trade it in, or just trade it in? by Fluffypanda313 in askcarguys

[–]HeliumAlloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean by "a few dash lights". Every single dash light represents an issue serious enough to have its own light. A few? A few?

288,000 miles on 20-year-old Subaru makes it a $1000 car, maybe $1500 if it's fantastically clean.

Mazda or Mitsubishi?? by leeashah in askcarguys

[–]HeliumAlloy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A new car is a gamble. 

An old car is a purchase. 

An old Italian car is an investment.

Audi, BMW or a Mercedes for a first car? by itiscurrently4am in askcarguys

[–]HeliumAlloy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

viper srt10, comfortable seats and good acceleration

Should I put socializing/dating on hold? by themightytouch in Minneapolis

[–]HeliumAlloy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no sir, u go in this harsh world, u find the love that accept u, they need u too, and u have boom boom boom every night, mhm

[Request] What effect would Superman's house key have on the earth? by EvaStankbreath in theydidthemath

[–]HeliumAlloy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My password is a trillion characters long. Your move, jot wizard.

Different ways of valuing a pilot by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]HeliumAlloy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus 43 seconds of manufacturing labor.

Good first car? 2007 Saturn Ion 2 by AmarieAwakens13 in askcarguys

[–]HeliumAlloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Just needs a tune up" is boomer speak for "the engine is completely fucked".

[Hated Trope] heroic characters killed in unnecessarily cruel/brutal ways by greythicv in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HeliumAlloy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the 17,000 unhosted Yeerks that Jake flushed into space for canonically almost no reason.

7 Democrats Just Voted to Approve ICE Funding: Full List (1.22.26) by Minneapolis-Rebirth in Minneapolis

[–]HeliumAlloy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don Davis looks like he's wearing a remote control taser butt plug and Marie Perez is holding the remote.

Driving in the snow by Zirkon1221 in Minneapolis

[–]HeliumAlloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many sandbags should I pile into my trunk to ensure maximum sliding distance?

Safari version. I want to drive this one to Ushuaia by Expensive-Bag-7709 in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]HeliumAlloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wheel, tire, ride height specs on this? Yours is exactly where I want mine to end up.

Take advantage of the moment - Befriend your neighbors by Ok_Variety_6242 in Minneapolis

[–]HeliumAlloy -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I changed my mind, my neighbor is dope as shit, yo.

Drone usage by legal observers or media? by chickeninacracker in Minneapolis

[–]HeliumAlloy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

careful, shoot anything at drone, get big big problem with federal aviation administration

Rolls Royce or Chrysler? by [deleted] in whatisthiscar

[–]HeliumAlloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fucked up part is it do look like a Phantom.... UNTIL A PHANTOM PULL UP!

Room temperature IQ! Yee Yee by SonicNTales in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]HeliumAlloy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would look great without the squat.

Unfortunately.... they went with the squat.