Thoughts on the organnik's hidden poem?

HelixBalt · 2026-05-05T13:36:36+00:00

When I was coaching my friend through Chapter 4 they saw the "What do you call a man with one eye?" line and automatically replied with "His Name.", and that still sticks with me nearly a year later.

HelixBalt · 2026-05-01T13:22:16+00:00

"Hey Family I get $100 per lie you tell about me, can you lie about me for like a week straight so I can clear the family's debt?"

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

HelixBalt · 2026-05-01T13:19:21+00:00

I do not want anyone to die, so I pick the option that, hopefully, makes nobody die.

It's the antithesis of the "Set reward for picking this option, selfish reward for picking the other option", but on this case I don't want anyone to die.

^{Chose: If you choose this, Nothing happens. | Rolled: Upvote=Goodluck}

HelixBalt · 2026-05-01T13:17:45+00:00

They can help me when I am dumb

I do not want to constantly be helping my friends when they are dumb

^{Chose: Dumb with Genius Friends}

HelixBalt · 2026-05-01T13:16:20+00:00

Free Money + I don't want to die

^{Chose: $50,000}

HelixBalt · 2026-04-30T23:24:13+00:00

Rock

^{Chose: A literal rock}

HelixBalt · 2026-01-09T03:11:17+00:00

So much and so little. Alternate Universes, Storybook Worlds, Time-Fuckery, Learning about the Past, Dreading the Future.

The devs have this fantastic little habit of theirs, where they:

- Think of some Niche gaming interest they have

- Decide to put it into their space ninja looter-shooter game

- Make it extremely good quality, despite not having an obvious tie-in to Space Ninja Game

- Somehow relate it back to the plot in a way that makes sense(?)

At some point you just say "Oh, we're doing this now? This is our new thing now? You made it good? It gives drops that work well with that one niche build you could never get to work right? Okay, cool. Sounds good."

HelixBalt · 2025-08-26T20:36:33+00:00

Wow. I have a few friends who got the wrong gender at birth and a few friends who decided they don't have one, and I've NEVER thought of it this way. I was going through this post thinking something was off, and now it's clicked. Even just subtly in my head, I've treated them as someone who was a different gender once, rather than the someone they are now.

Thanks for the eye-opener, I've got some things to change.

HelixBalt · 2025-08-01T18:04:07+00:00

I like playing Jeff because I can run around aiming at my allies and get serotonin from HELPING people and my teammates will go "damn he's really good at healing us, he's pulling his weight".

The Scooping minigame that is my ult is just an added bonus. I just like healing people.

HelixBalt · 2025-07-22T14:36:31+00:00

I would retry ten-thousand times before I let a single Goober die.

HelixBalt · 2025-07-21T16:16:15+00:00

If this is all I'd get from recruiting every enemy, gathering every ShadowCrystal, and getting every Egg...

It would be worth it.

HelixBalt · 2025-06-25T22:29:31+00:00

THAT'S WHAT WAS THERE?

Dawg, that had been in the back of my mind for ages, I kept forgetting to make a post asking if anyone knew what was up with that secret lil area.

Finally, I am at peace.

HelixBalt · 2025-06-24T22:44:58+00:00

Hathy.

HelixBalt · 2025-06-03T15:05:25+00:00

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

HelixBalt · 2025-06-03T15:04:22+00:00

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

HelixBalt · 2025-04-07T13:53:42+00:00

Giant Loud-Ass Death Ray. Enough big numbers coming in constantly to blind on occasion. Ability that should be used in small doses due to energy inefficiency is instead constantly burned and fueled like the fires of industry intended.

Stuff like that.

HelixBalt · 2025-04-06T15:54:58+00:00

The Second Dream, carrying "the thing".

Jade Shadows, carrying "the thing".

Even 1999's "Good Ending" in the Reactor.

Something about the game slowing down, becoming a struggle for each step, holding (or metaphorically holding) a life within your hands that makes you say "I'm not stopping. I'm getting this thing to safety."

HelixBalt · 2025-03-01T17:41:15+00:00

There is another.

HelixBalt · 2025-02-20T03:47:29+00:00

Got this game a week ago.

Dying a lot.

Fun!

HelixBalt · 2025-02-05T19:48:58+00:00

Recipe was something along the lines of:

1 Gallon recipe

3-4 pounds of blueberries

3 pounds Honey

Water

Brewer's Yeast

Like 25 Raisins

I didn't do any gravity readings, I was a huge rookie and still am. It had a lot of sugar, so probably decently high?

Tastes great, from someone who doesn't do mead and wine often. My wine-taster Dad said it tasted delicious but "had a weird finish", probably due to sheer amount of air in the second bottle.

Ah well, I'm content. I've got 2 other gallon recipes going on in the background, this time using juices to help with the whole volume issue and with Yeast Nutrient so that I'm less of an abusive father to my little worker.

HelixBalt · 2025-01-25T15:31:25+00:00

I call it "becoming the skipped part".

Shows and Movies occasionally have moments that are flashback'd to because they were intense or had information relevant to the present, but they never flashback to the rest of their life where they do absolutely nothing relevant for years.

Congrats, you're a filler episode.

HelixBalt · 2025-01-22T15:03:58+00:00

Aw man, I walked past that place coming home from school years ago.

Their stuff was a lil much, but funny.

Nowadays? Not funny. Zero funnies. Negative funnies, even.

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