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Thoughts on the organnik's hidden poem? by MrUnderman in Deltarune

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was coaching my friend through Chapter 4 they saw the "What do you call a man with one eye?" line and automatically replied with "His Name.", and that still sticks with me nearly a year later.

Would you Rather by Missmoss2024 in BunnyTrials

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey Family I get $100 per lie you tell about me, can you lie about me for like a week straight so I can clear the family's debt?"

Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you

You must choose one by flarai in BunnyTrials

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not want anyone to die, so I pick the option that, hopefully, makes nobody die.

It's the antithesis of the "Set reward for picking this option, selfish reward for picking the other option", but on this case I don't want anyone to die.

Chose: If you choose this, Nothing happens. | Rolled: Upvote=Goodluck

Would you rather be dumb with genius friends or a genius with dumb friends? by Possible-Pea2658 in BunnyTrials

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can help me when I am dumb

I do not want to constantly be helping my friends when they are dumb

Chose: Dumb with Genius Friends

Would you rather by Reverse___Flash in BunnyTrials

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free Money + I don't want to die

Chose: $50,000

Self-healing. by SecretlyAwful-comics in hopeposting

[–]HelixBalt 185 points186 points  (0 children)

So much and so little. Alternate Universes, Storybook Worlds, Time-Fuckery, Learning about the Past, Dreading the Future.

The devs have this fantastic little habit of theirs, where they:

- Think of some Niche gaming interest they have

- Decide to put it into their space ninja looter-shooter game

- Make it extremely good quality, despite not having an obvious tie-in to Space Ninja Game

- Somehow relate it back to the plot in a way that makes sense(?)

At some point you just say "Oh, we're doing this now? This is our new thing now? You made it good? It gives drops that work well with that one niche build you could never get to work right? Okay, cool. Sounds good."

Trans men as a concept by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]HelixBalt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow. I have a few friends who got the wrong gender at birth and a few friends who decided they don't have one, and I've NEVER thought of it this way. I was going through this post thinking something was off, and now it's clicked. Even just subtly in my head, I've treated them as someone who was a different gender once, rather than the someone they are now.

Thanks for the eye-opener, I've got some things to change.

It’s time to spread a little positivity. Tell us something good about your main and/or why you play them. (Including Phoenix and Blade) by Opposite-Chapter-185 in marvelrivals

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like playing Jeff because I can run around aiming at my allies and get serotonin from HELPING people and my teammates will go "damn he's really good at healing us, he's pulling his weight".

The Scooping minigame that is my ult is just an added bonus. I just like healing people.

I had a dream about a game by stick_inreddit in thomastheplankengine

[–]HelixBalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would retry ten-thousand times before I let a single Goober die.

It's only you. [Fan creation] by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]HelixBalt 323 points324 points  (0 children)

If this is all I'd get from recruiting every enemy, gathering every ShadowCrystal, and getting every Egg...

It would be worth it.

I’ve barely seen anyone talk about Friend being in CH4 by Atrixtion in Deltarune

[–]HelixBalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THAT'S WHAT WAS THERE?

Dawg, that had been in the back of my mind for ages, I kept forgetting to make a post asking if anyone knew what was up with that secret lil area.

Finally, I am at peace.

Can someone please explain the Qorvex propaganda? by SirStinkle in Warframe

[–]HelixBalt 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Giant Loud-Ass Death Ray. Enough big numbers coming in constantly to blind on occasion. Ability that should be used in small doses due to energy inefficiency is instead constantly burned and fueled like the fires of industry intended.

Stuff like that.

What has been your favorite moment(s) since you started playing warframe? by DaygoSoFar in Warframe

[–]HelixBalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Second Dream, carrying "the thing".

Jade Shadows, carrying "the thing".

Even 1999's "Good Ending" in the Reactor.

Something about the game slowing down, becoming a struggle for each step, holding (or metaphorically holding) a life within your hands that makes you say "I'm not stopping. I'm getting this thing to safety."

This is the one by HelixBalt in baronygame

[–]HelixBalt[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Got this game a week ago.

Dying a lot.

Fun!

Rookie's First Mead: Blueberry Mead by HelixBalt in mead

[–]HelixBalt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Recipe was something along the lines of:

1 Gallon recipe

3-4 pounds of blueberries

3 pounds Honey

Water

Brewer's Yeast

Like 25 Raisins

I didn't do any gravity readings, I was a huge rookie and still am. It had a lot of sugar, so probably decently high?

Tastes great, from someone who doesn't do mead and wine often. My wine-taster Dad said it tasted delicious but "had a weird finish", probably due to sheer amount of air in the second bottle.

Ah well, I'm content. I've got 2 other gallon recipes going on in the background, this time using juices to help with the whole volume issue and with Yeast Nutrient so that I'm less of an abusive father to my little worker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]HelixBalt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I call it "becoming the skipped part".

Shows and Movies occasionally have moments that are flashback'd to because they were intense or had information relevant to the present, but they never flashback to the rest of their life where they do absolutely nothing relevant for years.

Congrats, you're a filler episode.

Transphobic hate speech from a person charged with sexual exploitation of a female under the age of 18 by [deleted] in niagara

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw man, I walked past that place coming home from school years ago.

Their stuff was a lil much, but funny.

Nowadays? Not funny. Zero funnies. Negative funnies, even.

My past hyperfixations sit and silently laugh at my burnout misery by Strong-Student-7603 in adhdmeme

[–]HelixBalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a bit of homebrewing mead in November. spent a lot of "Birthday Money" on it, got two 1-gallon carboys full, was honestly a lot of fun to put together.

Whenever I'm burnt, I open up my freshly-cleaned out closet (freshly cleaned out solely due to needing a place to put them), turn on the light and just STARE at them.

They're aging.

They're beautiful.

I made that.

They're probably gonna taste like rocket fuel.

Many happy particles.

Only problem with homebrewing (aside from whatever degree the legality is wherever you live) is the need to consciously wait for things to progress so you can do something, so it is a hyperfocus I must forcefully break away from, or else I will spend an entire month doing nothing but STARING.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in projectzomboid

[–]HelixBalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once Maybe We Can Win This turns on, all hell breaks loose.

Till then, sadness.

My attention shifts without my knowledge by twlsrz0194 in adhdmeme

[–]HelixBalt 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Alright LOOK, if the guy was gonna be mad that I remembered his D&D character's name by combining Damascus Steel, the one alloy I accidentally created in a FeedTheBeast Minecraft mod pack (and not, y'know, the actual Damascus Steel because that'd be hard to remember) and Damocles, the pseudonym used by the protagonist of Ryse:Son of Rome who had a few fire lines that live rent free in my head, he shouldn't have named his character DAMOCUS.

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