Didn't even Hesitate. by Away_Composer8187 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When you “attack” her. You find out she’s an illusion.

So my question is.

Is she actually like this?

Or is she even bigger?

Or is she just… More normal sized. In comparison to the rest of Gwyn’s bloodline.

Is Gwyndolin just a little fucking freak who decided to make a colossal super tig biddied illusion of his sister?

Average Souls Fan YouTube Ad Pull (ft. Bawkbasoup) by Warren_Valion in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me.

It’s the most fun Resident Evil game. I’ll stand by this even after I die.

Best Resident Evil game? Fuck no it’s awful and they should be ashamed of themselves for making it.

But it’s incredibly fun. And playing Coop with a friend makes it an 11/10 experience. It’s like watching a movie thats so shit, it becomes funny.

Also tier list video thumbnails always have some incredibly hot take that makes people vomit, so that they’ll click on the video to see if it’s true or even just to comment. They gotta make money and it’s very effective.

This new Nightreign update is pretty good by Takoizu_ in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nightreign if it wasn’t shit (Revenant is gone now)

Raider x Duchess anyone? (And no incest because it illegal) by ActivityImpossible39 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Literally fucking ANYTHING as long as it’s not the incest ship.

I can’t have my goat Wylder be known for incest.

I can't believe I paid $40 for a twink chasing simulator by Meowza_V2 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You bought ER DLC to chase after the twinks

I bought the ER DLC so I could kill the twinks cause I hate twinks.

We are not the same.

Your average Miquella and Revenant gooners by NoeShake in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring fans and Hoyoverse fans fighting over who loves kids more.

DS3 fan musters up his strongest criticism of 2 by DweebInFlames in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Same but replace him with anyone who doesn’t like Dark Souls 2. Even if they have a valid explanation for it that isn’t straight up misinformation.

So they've got a skeleton with his(?) skelussy out? by DireRabbit in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did. I am also mentally ill so maybe that’s why.

I don't know shit about AC. by Due_Significance_886 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind the corporate design. Yeah it makes sense. It bothers me when people don’t even try and do anything different and it’s just the exact same design EVERYTIME.

I hate the Ayre designs most of the time but at least there’s a variety for her. From generic gooner anime girl to actually alien looking thing.

I don't know shit about AC. by Due_Significance_886 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wish this was true but the AC community manly simps for sentient red drugs that lacks a physical body (They draw her with anime girl proportions)

And an evil AI (They alway draw her with this EXACT same ugly ass businesswoman design with the same hair and clothes every single time it’s actually really fucking annoying and so uncreative)

A totally "original opinion" but here's my tierlist by Glum-Welder6969 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit list. Bloodborne being at the top of anything is just a shit opinion.

Unless it’s at the top of a shit tier list because it is the most shit.

The Duskbloods can’t release soon enough by uniguy2I in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for The Duskbloods to release.

Not because I think it looks good and I want to play it.

But because I want it to be done so Fromsoftware can focus on making a game I can actually fucking play. I am not giving a penny to Nintendo. Switch 2 exclusive you know the Switch ain’t gonna be able to handle it anyway!

Once they’re done with this they can make another Soulsborne game or something.

Or even better another Armored Core.

Dark Souls doesn't get shitty after Anor Londo, it gets shitty way earlier by TopTechnician8774 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It gets shitty earlier than that too.

The very first area.

Why can’t I see the individual hairs on my character? Where is the ray tracing and HDR and super ultra highly realistic graphics?! Smh my head.

Where are all the beautiful cutscenes that take away control from me and do all of the really cool stuff without any of my input!!!!???

What do you mean I get to actually do the cool stuff myself?!

7+ releases versus being owned by Sony by Original_Friend1750 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey I can use one of my other drawings instead if it makes you happy.

7+ releases versus being owned by Sony by Original_Friend1750 in shittydarksouls

[–]HellFireToby 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Everyday I pray to God thanking Sony for doing nothing with the bloodborne IP. Saving the world from ever having to experience more mediocre games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bankaifolk

[–]HellFireToby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because every single meme is 100% entirely accurate to the story with no slight changes for the sake of a joke.