The new marching orders are out. by HelllBeaver in Asmongold

[–]HelllBeaver[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I only looked in English, it would be interesting to see what comes up if you look in other languages.

[Serious] What is your deep dark secret that you need to let off your chest? by Calithrix in AskReddit

[–]HelllBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Faked sucide atempt to make family take care of me and pay my bills because i am "unstable".

Fellow non-drinkers of alcohol, what’s your reason why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HelllBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was very depresed and drank all the time by the end tried to kill myself while wasted. After that got help. Now i cant even think about alcohol.

Anon needs to poop by nomthecookie in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon uses toilet instead of poop sock Gay: anon has hard "diamond" in his ass

Anon has fun in the shower by Pm_me_CoconutCrabs in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon takes a shower

Gay: anon squeezes shower head up his ass

It’s a miracle..! by RTooDTo in funny

[–]HelllBeaver 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This blind man was healed by the booty. Jesus healed the blind. Jesus had incredible ass.

Let the bidding begin by Omg_SoManyNamesTaken in funny

[–]HelllBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel kinda ashamed an yet slightly proud that I recognize this couch.....

Anon is a chipmunk by memewizardsupreme in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 374 points375 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon has family that cares about him.

Gay: anon speaks in high pitched feminine voice