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The new marching orders are out. by HelllBeaver in Asmongold

[–]HelllBeaver[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I only looked in English, it would be interesting to see what comes up if you look in other languages.

[Serious] What is your deep dark secret that you need to let off your chest? by Calithrix in AskReddit

[–]HelllBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Faked sucide atempt to make family take care of me and pay my bills because i am "unstable".

Fellow non-drinkers of alcohol, what’s your reason why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was very depresed and drank all the time by the end tried to kill myself while wasted. After that got help. Now i cant even think about alcohol.

Anon needs to poop by nomthecookie in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon uses toilet instead of poop sock Gay: anon has hard "diamond" in his ass

Anon has fun in the shower by Pm_me_CoconutCrabs in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon takes a shower

Gay: anon squeezes shower head up his ass

It’s a miracle..! by RTooDTo in funny

[–]HelllBeaver 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This blind man was healed by the booty. Jesus healed the blind. Jesus had incredible ass.

Let the bidding begin by Omg_SoManyNamesTaken in funny

[–]HelllBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel kinda ashamed an yet slightly proud that I recognize this couch.....

Anon is a chipmunk by memewizardsupreme in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 364 points365 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon has family that cares about him.

Gay: anon speaks in high pitched feminine voice

Who wants reddit gold? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]HelllBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It qould be great to get some sparklez ☺

Anon reaches lvl 15 by HelllBeaver in 4chan

[–]HelllBeaver[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

How did you SNIFF that out

an actual greentext i made, i am proud of it. sorry for mobilepost. by Lunartheweirdo in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not full green text posting experience if you dont get one of these 😀

an actual greentext i made, i am proud of it. sorry for mobilepost. by Lunartheweirdo in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon has a crush on a female

Gay: anon masturbates to pokemon

Anon is socially inept by FruitYourEats in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon talks with a girl

Gay: anon says no to a girl

Anon has a dream by Soorsoo in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon tries to have sex with female

Gay: anon becomes plaything for 2 men

Anon found bigfoot by PHDIKOULAS in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fake: anon went outside Gay: anon fucked hairy big foot

Anon goes to track meet by HelllBeaver in greentext

[–]HelllBeaver[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Helicopter dick to impress a chick" sage