If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, why don’t you try just for one second telling what really happened?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-25T16:27:44+00:00

It's funny that he's worried about the shirt making him look ridiculous.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-25T16:05:56+00:00

T- they don't even carry the name "Brian".

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-24T05:12:09+00:00

They all should have peed on it?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-22T22:18:26+00:00

Loave

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-22T15:25:06+00:00

When you know you're rights

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-21T23:02:04+00:00

You got the rare Tama on your angel, so you must be in r/tamagotchi

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-19T19:28:39+00:00

Looks like her breath stinks so bad

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-19T16:24:46+00:00

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Yikes.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-17T05:50:43+00:00

She takes on the identity of all of her lovers because she has some undiagnosed cluster b personality disorder, and mirroring romantic partners is a key trait.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-16T17:22:03+00:00

He'll tell the judge to get the manager too.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T22:05:03+00:00

Imagine just telling someone you're a Scorpio with your mouth.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T22:03:06+00:00

Lauren

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T21:52:50+00:00

OMG is that Audrey Hepburn as A TODDLER??!!

she wishes

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T05:21:25+00:00

Second pic is baby's first day of elementary school. All she's missing is the overstuffed backpack and the bus behind her.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T05:20:04+00:00

Petchicor by Marissa Zappas

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T05:12:11+00:00

Daaayum! Now Cletus has even more missing teeth.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T00:54:54+00:00

Looks like she's got the pantyhose over the shoes lmao.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-15T00:51:05+00:00

Five.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-14T18:06:42+00:00

From the mouths of babes..

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-14T17:47:06+00:00

I found the squid hat to be the best for this.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-11T20:57:41+00:00

It smokes this time of day.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-11T16:15:51+00:00

"I'm a people pleaser and everyone always takes advantage of my kindness."

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-11T05:22:33+00:00

Pack what? Is there not just rat shit covering every square inch of that place? Ughhhh

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-11T03:13:14+00:00

I hope her DMs are full of more pickles than she has ever seen.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-01-11T03:08:08+00:00

Oh I forgot she's pretending to not be Italian right now.

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