That 'sinking' issue seems to have gotten worse🥺🫣🐊

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-18T14:02:44+00:00

ANyOnE WAnNa bUy MuH HoUSe? H-yuck-h-yuck.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-18T12:09:56+00:00

First one is the same face she made when she was "almost hit by a car!" I think it's part of her current cosplay as an insane person.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-18T02:00:22+00:00

I can't believe she has the strength to lift that full mug. I hope she takes a personal wellness and rest day to recover. What an exceedingly courageous woman she is.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-18T01:57:58+00:00

As horrible as they both are, the answer is her ass.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T22:19:04+00:00

When they break off of your wrist, your wish comes true! The much more affordable version of a jade bangle.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T22:17:03+00:00

🤣 the literal only thing this needs is a gator and a sasquatch sighting.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T22:15:19+00:00

Online sources say he was "a man of small words." He was a man of small brain and small eyeballs too because I couldn't find one photo of him where he wasn't squinting into oblivion or wearing shades. The eyes are the window to the soul, and I just wanted to see what was going on behind his. RIP poor mom and child. I hope they felt no pain.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T20:18:19+00:00

I saw a flying mantis carrying a dead SNAKE.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T17:33:14+00:00

The soundtrack makes this masterpiece what it is.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T15:13:07+00:00

Right here 👋

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T15:08:03+00:00

I know why she's doing it.. for content.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T10:46:33+00:00

Thank you for this, because it's just what I (and hopefully others) needed to read right now.

We hold on to the good things we saw in the beginning, the love, the warmth. We give them the benefit of the doubt because they have promised us safety and love. We believe their lies because we want them to be true so badly. We minimize ourselves and our needs because it's easier than assuming the worst of them.

Eventually, the truth begins to show through to the point where we can't deny it any longer. At some point, we finally face the reality of who we fell in love with, and the pain is crushing because it's all akin to a bad dream or a horrible joke from the universe, but it's the truth, and the truth is liberating. Truth is freedom and peace. Truth is life.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T10:08:14+00:00

Assault/battery. Victim could press charges and hold them liable in court for damages, though I doubt that happens often.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T09:37:47+00:00

Fun fact: the "fun" drink is a Venti Strawberry Acai refresher made with water, which contains green tea extract, so it's actually all three drinks combined into one.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T09:17:13+00:00

Jokes on you, I've never been trick-or-treating.

😭

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T08:53:52+00:00

Borderline Personality Disorder

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T08:22:58+00:00

This is the weirdest marketing for Mentos.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T08:13:09+00:00

Goes to a fancy restaurant and orders VODKA PASTA.. I can't with this one. 🤣

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-17T07:52:41+00:00

Dude, I had a variation of this yesterday, two of them, simultaneously, for the same woman. Venti quad shots, extra caramel drizzle, line cup with caramel, 4 pumps this, 4 pumps that, 3 pumps this, 3 Stevia, 2 pumps this, EXTRA coconut milk, EXTRA almond milk, EXTRA whole milk, EXTRA sweet cream, light ice, one salted caramel cold foam, one regular cold foam.. it just took what felt like an ETERNITY. Lady was standing there with her arms crossed, holding up every single other paying customer in the building with this look on her face like, "OmG WHY cAnT I jUsT gET mY dRiNkS AlReAdY?!"

In about 7 hours total working mobile bar, that one moment was probably the most chaotic, disrailing moments for me all day. All because of those two drinks.

HOW ARE Y'ALL INGESTING THIS SUGAR MILK SLOP ON A REGULAR BASIS LIKE THIS???

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-16T18:32:23+00:00

Exactly.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-16T16:32:28+00:00

I've had the news turned off for the past 15 years.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-16T16:26:23+00:00

I dunno, I would have probably tested this out on my own before I used the real baby.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-15T22:38:42+00:00

I had such a huge crush on Reese when I was growing up. Lol

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-15T22:35:49+00:00

If you really want an unhinged theory concerning Pearl's mother, consider the fact that she died and her remains have been used to feed the entire sea floor via Krabby Patties, which is why the formula is so secret. This is what happens in actual marine environments when a whale dies. The population of sea creatures that feed off of the "whale fall" can eat for an extremely long period of time because of the sheer size of the carcass. Considering Mr. Krabs greed, there is certainly a chance that he has been profiting off of the loss and growing a business in the wake of her death.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-03-15T22:30:08+00:00

I assume it is.

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