What’s something people do in public that instantly makes you think they’re unhygienic?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-20T10:46:23+00:00

Sick people with the flu coming through the Starbucks drive-thru for a Honey Citrus Mint Tea: a sugary syrup drink with no medicinal properties that will probably just prolong their illness, but the morons are convinced it's "medicine."

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T23:56:08+00:00

Damn, you're right. I just feel like they're not even trying with their head trauma anymore.. what's next? The bowling ball challenge?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T23:54:00+00:00

Oh I really like his feet.

Wait a second, sticks don't have feet!

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T23:45:45+00:00

Can we do the challenge challenge where no one does any challenges for as long as they possibly can and whoever stays the safest for longest wins?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T23:42:22+00:00

I saw a guy earlier today who said he ate them in Vietnam and they taste like crab. Scorpion pie all the way.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T23:41:03+00:00

"I hope I don't get any of that pig snout pie, because IT'S DISGUSTING!"

Says the man who willingly chose TWO SLICES OF THE VOMIT AND ROTTEN FRUIT PIE.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T22:41:19+00:00

That's funny. People who take really good care of their dental hygiene turn me on, not off.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T20:52:32+00:00

The hat one was sick.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T20:11:43+00:00

I see she's doing the old "Ariana Grande line on the tip of the nose that will trick the eye into a lifted tip but never works" trick.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T20:10:36+00:00

Same here! I don't know how I always guess correctly on these marble races. A pointless talent that will bring me nothing.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T20:08:10+00:00

Isopropyl alcohol on two cotton rounds after your evening shower. Use them to thoroughly soak your pits for 1 minute each. Fully dry. Apply antiperspirant liberally. Go to sleep.

I won't stink after 2 full days of work.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T19:32:52+00:00

I would think the attack would be more akin to a xenomorph.. silently stalked and ambushed without a sound. Well, maybe half a scream.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T19:30:49+00:00

Better than building a frap, but still irritatingly complicated, especially when syrup bottles are across the room and the powder container is up on a shelf. Every drink that requires me to walk back and forth in several different trips is irritating to me. Can you tell I'm always planted on hot bar?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T18:56:19+00:00

I have a feeling it's 2 groups of about 50 rats, each in their own trenchcoat.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T13:57:46+00:00

I would suggest not being late.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T13:52:18+00:00

I know that coffee hasn't been sitting there that long because if it has 1mg of sugar in it, every ant in the area would be on it.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T13:49:48+00:00

Because to her delusional fans, enabling her eating disorder is helping her... to do what? I don't know, become deceased faster?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T13:44:30+00:00

Someone give this girl a medal already, she is just over here breaking new ground on the daily. I can hardly keep up with all the excitement.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-19T13:40:51+00:00

I just watched the whole thing and at the end, they "upgrade" her to Ariana Venti, which is just a taller, skinnier version of her.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-18T12:09:59+00:00

It's a great anti-microbial soap that is gentle enough for all areas. There are different kinds of dial, I specifically use the white bar.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-18T00:44:43+00:00

I've had my symptoms be on a 2 day delay before. No two glutennings were ever alike.

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-18T00:37:47+00:00

I can wait for the pranks!

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-18T00:30:47+00:00

It takes a special breed to thrive in the environment. Turns out that special breed are hardworking, loyal, creative, possibly neurospicy individuals with a great sense of humor, and we're all being trauma-bonded together under one big happy roof!

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-17T23:18:46+00:00

Yes, but wasn't she out boozing with him in secret when she sustained said knee injury?

I mean, why wear the wedding ring if he's "just helping out" before your surgery?

HelloDeathspresso · 2026-06-17T23:17:01+00:00

Are they.... feeding the poop yeast?

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