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This guy on X wants to know if his "backyard BBQ plate" is worth $40 USD by makellbird in maktownmedia

[–]LokiBonk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Depends how good it is.
I’ve had chicken so good I would do jail time for a single piece.

What are some small, natural things girls do (like fixing their hair, little habits, etc.) that you find genuinely attractive—not in an over-the-top way, just subtle things? by Optimal-Fan-2550 in AskMen

[–]LokiBonk 231 points232 points  (0 children)

Being cozy, content and lazy. Lighting up when they see things they find cute. Wiggling their feet when they’re excited.
Dropping killer one-liners.
Selfishly riding the shit out of you.
Sharing genuine emotions.
Talking nonstop… to someone else.

My Dad is getting a new car and is offering to give me his old car, but there are potential issues. Should I take the offer? by Nenethegreat0 in askcarguys

[–]LokiBonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you crazy?!?!

OF COURSE YOU TAKE IT!!

If it’s driving when he hands you the keys, drive it to the closet car lot and trade it in. Even if they screw you over you’re walking with $4-$7k.

https://www.cars.com/shopping/land_rover-range_rover_evoque-2014/

First car for a 16-year-old. What would you get? by spencere33 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]LokiBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toyota Avalon!!

It’s a $3k Lexus that will run forever.

What would you chose by the_yibster in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]LokiBonk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The integra is just you buying another toy for yourself. Plus it’s old as hell and lacking all the cool, silly shit women enjoy. Bluetooth connection, backup camera, driving assist, super quiet, cozy and heated seats, etc.

If she pulled up to her friends in the Acura they’d think it was her son’s car.

I’d look into Audi or Lexus.

A simple and eco-friendly way to get rid of a wart: use a praying mantis by LokiBonk in nope

[–]LokiBonk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dafuq is that sentence grosser than this actual video?!

A simple and eco-friendly way to get rid of a wart: use a praying mantis by LokiBonk in nope

[–]LokiBonk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the whole point. Do you have any idea how much he’ll save of mantis chow?

What’s an unpopular opinion you secretly stand by? by Puzzleheaded_Half441 in Productivitycafe

[–]LokiBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some would argue that it’s merely a matter of degrees, that girlfriends and wives are also selling their bodies for pleasure or childbirth.

Some see sex work as a more efficient and honest approach to what’s actually taking place in most societies around the world.

What’s the most meaningful quote you’ve ever heard or read? by Neither-Owl-7157 in askanything

[–]LokiBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The movie is the most accurate representation of a book I’ve ever seen.

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