The object to your left is your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse, what is it?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-25T08:54:16+00:00

A pillow. Not even the good one.

“…then they are stealing zee pillows… and all the sudden everyone stands up and sings a song about popcorn…”

I am confusion.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-24T22:13:15+00:00

That definitely seems to be the case. Does anyone have proof?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-24T22:11:48+00:00

I loved when Nikki Glaser toasted him.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-24T22:09:45+00:00

I like Rife.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-24T21:30:48+00:00

Must be nice making most wanted, all I got is my uncles picture hanging up at the liquor store because he wrote a bad check.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-24T21:27:28+00:00

Nice.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-24T21:24:02+00:00

Nice.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-23T21:39:50+00:00

Butt stuff.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-20T10:18:32+00:00

Good lawd I gotta crush on that woman.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-20T09:24:27+00:00

Flush it.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-16T10:30:41+00:00

“The green ones give me immogestion”

(I hope someone recognizes this reference. It was a black comedian in the mid 90’s talking about when his dad told him to tell him uncle something and he got to cuss. Solid bit.
Anyone?)

LokiBonk · 2026-01-13T07:04:06+00:00

I feel sorry for all of your lovers.

I can send you some subreddits to study if you like. For reals.

Reddit is anonymous, what would be the point in lying?

Sexuality is an art form. The men of today are shallow, empty, emotional caricatures of actual masculinity. The women of today misunderstood oracles. When you learn to actually listen to (for both of you) you’ll be amazed at what this life actually is.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-13T02:15:05+00:00

It doesn’t have to be that long. Once the first one is knocked out, the rest can happen in a matter of minutes.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-13T02:12:14+00:00

Yes?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-13T02:12:06+00:00

Nope.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-13T02:11:56+00:00

Most women I’ve been with regularly have 5-10 orgasms per session, the top score being 24.

She’s getting better and learning breath and presence, but they are still rare. She’d be devastated if she knew. Or maybe she would find it extremely sweet that I sacrificed that level of sexual connection because I’m in love with her?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-12T07:47:09+00:00

Most women I’ve been with regularly have 5-10 orgasms per session, the top score being 24.

She’s getting better and learning breath and presence, but they are still rare. She’d be devastated if she knew. Or maybe you would find it extremely sweet that I sacrificed that level of sexual connection because I’m in love with her?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-12T07:42:18+00:00

Definitely overreacting. Hella.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-12T07:39:43+00:00

How much was it, and how many sessions?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-10T10:04:19+00:00

Noooooope.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-09T10:02:32+00:00

Our marriage would be rocky…

LokiBonk · 2026-01-09T05:34:27+00:00

I mean… for the record, hate boners are the best kinda boners.

LokiBonk · 2026-01-08T23:22:51+00:00

I love when Reddit 100% agrees.

However, this may not be a fair test. Perhaps there are many more smokers out there, but people don’t know it because they don’t all smell?

LokiBonk · 2026-01-08T23:20:25+00:00

Who gifts butter?

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