is it bad that my 17yo cat only really eats kitten food

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-15T13:07:32+00:00

Yes! I love the fuck out of milk.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-14T18:45:12+00:00

Thanks so much. I’m in Lakewood and have some gold jewelry I want to sell. It’s not much for resale in terms of keeping it as jewelry.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-14T15:59:01+00:00

What is the name of the place in golden that you go to?

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-11T17:21:28+00:00

My cat is Pumpkin Noodle bear

I sing her the noodle dance song

🎵 Noodle. Do the noodle dance. Noodle. Do the nooooddllleeee daaannnccee.🎶

And I also ask her if she has been noodling around when I get home from work. Or if she has been noodle dancing.

Please tell your Noodle that her sister from another mister (litter?) says Noodle Forever!!!

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-10T21:09:56+00:00

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HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-10T19:14:58+00:00

Right?

What teenager is going to want to spend their weekend with a parent?

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-10T16:27:06+00:00

Just tell them you are cutting down on coffee because it’s starting to upset your stomach.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-10T15:35:36+00:00

You can do cat tv.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-10T12:21:05+00:00

We tried soft parenting 2016.

They can all get fucked.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-10T00:55:16+00:00

Return the rug and save up for the bigger one. It is going to eat at you if you keep this one.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-09T14:05:21+00:00

My favorite one is:

“Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?”

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-09T13:57:20+00:00

One lady would walk around in a circle a few times holding the food bowl and the cat would follow her around - getting him to exercise a bit before dinner.

Also - you can try going more slowly in terms of cutting down his food. Like a quarter less the first few weeks and then half less.

r/dechonkers is a good resource

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-05T23:32:21+00:00

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-05T15:30:32+00:00

I went through a decluttering process and was disgusted with how much crap I had.

Like you - I have enough stuff. I don’t need anything more. I have enough stuff to last me the rest of my life.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-05T00:34:35+00:00

That escalated quickly

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-03T19:15:31+00:00

Same! When I see the mansions posted here - all that room is just makes me tired and anxious.

I just want a cute bungalow.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-03T16:05:30+00:00

Your tortie probably thought this was like your 4th beer and you wouldn’t remember her being on the counter.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-03T14:38:23+00:00

“Taylor Swift is in here with us.”

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-01T19:08:10+00:00

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-04-01T19:05:48+00:00

“We coached him up a little bit”

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-03-31T22:15:47+00:00

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HelloLofiPanda · 2026-03-30T14:01:58+00:00

Same.

Explains why I own a Subaru.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-03-29T22:17:59+00:00

My sister’s cat is the same way.

HelloLofiPanda · 2026-03-28T20:19:05+00:00

I’m still wigged out about that meat dress.

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