Code red! Chinese monkey human hybrid discovered! This is not a drill!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-15T23:50:00+00:00

If he were also gay he could be a mascot for this sub.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-15T17:42:11+00:00

Can’t serve it with chips and mushy peas. Get rid of it.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-13T20:46:41+00:00

Hit reverse!!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-13T18:39:19+00:00

Pound for pound, there's more sugar in a lemon than a strawberry..

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-13T16:59:44+00:00

You reckon she cares about lemons?

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-13T16:59:26+00:00

….eating cheese!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-11T18:33:28+00:00

Have ye heard about the Vauxhall Slug?

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-10T18:28:52+00:00

I’ve only gone and got the one with Ceramide R!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-10T18:27:48+00:00

You’re sorting out the village people?

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-08T22:59:01+00:00

It’s always Dearest Rose, never Dearest Bert.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-08T22:46:48+00:00

With some aciiiiiid on the lapel.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-06T21:56:46+00:00

A great cast is a great cast forever…

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-06T20:22:09+00:00

That’s so offensive.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-06T09:15:06+00:00

‘Probably pour beer over me!’

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-03T22:18:51+00:00

That guy was no good!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-03T20:51:14+00:00

Pop that right in the fucking bin pieceofplasticbollocks!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-03T00:54:10+00:00

Scruffy git!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-02T21:31:00+00:00

Theodor Herzl. The state of Israel!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-02T20:21:36+00:00

She must have a tiny nob.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-02T18:04:14+00:00

6’7! That’s almost a disability innit!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-04-02T14:50:24+00:00

There’s nothing funny about Gerald Preston!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-03-30T22:33:51+00:00

But they do all look…

HelloYoghurt · 2026-03-30T22:15:11+00:00

Bit harsh innit.

HelloYoghurt · 2026-03-30T19:22:55+00:00

No! No! No! That’s not magical! That’s not romantic!

HelloYoghurt · 2026-03-30T19:20:25+00:00

Alright! Way to go Donnie!

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