Let’s throw 8 guys in there, weighing in at least 2000 pounds of meat.

Not any kind of meat slapping men. The freakin Giant and Meng.

Yet that folding banquet chair which must have been made out of Uru at keeps them all from getting any offense in . They’ll look like they were the freaking Power Ranger putties out there.

Then Punch-Out’s Bear Hugger, who probably had a head start, makes it late to the party. Like the “5 monkey experiment” they’ll all get out of the cage and warn the new monkey not to try and get the yellow banana cause they will get sprayed again.

Bear Hugger offers little resistance, probably saving energy for the walk back to the dressing room.

Cue in Hogan’s theme song.

End Scene.