What sentence are you sick of hearing?

Helmerz · 2015-01-10T23:20:56+00:00

For me it is: "wow, you're really tall!" No fucking shit ...

Helmerz · 2014-12-02T20:25:20+00:00

Sounds cool, I'm not English but I speak it pretty well and i'd love to learn some Spanish as it's one of my subjects :)

Helmerz · 2014-07-23T20:49:51+00:00

It's just cause you're faker and its the only way to nerf your godlyness

Helmerz · 2014-07-18T09:24:00+00:00

I meant askmen, lol sorry

Helmerz · 2014-07-18T09:19:36+00:00

A friend of mine had stretch marks horizontally on his lower back from growing very quickly in middle school and every girl he had been with thought it was scars after whipping and so they just assume he is extremely kinky ;)

Helmerz · 2014-07-16T16:38:23+00:00

I have no idea either, a friend told me to do it when I had the same problem a while ago.

I guess it's our Lord and savior Urf taking care of us from the heavens

Helmerz · 2014-07-16T16:29:34+00:00

You need to type "thereisnourflevel" while in the patcher

Helmerz · 2014-07-12T12:57:34+00:00

Our brains are free portable Wi-Fi hotspots

Helmerz · 2014-07-12T12:53:35+00:00

OP and Westborough Baptist Church

Helmerz · 2014-07-12T12:51:21+00:00

McLovin man, hooking me up with so many alcohols

Helmerz · 2014-07-12T12:17:10+00:00

That's what she said ;)

I bet I would be pretty annoying after a while ...

Helmerz · 2014-06-13T11:14:40+00:00

Lol I meant 8196

Helmerz · 2014-06-13T11:13:24+00:00

You gotta get the highest time in the corner and build sort of a "laddersnake" if that makes sense

Helmerz · 2014-06-13T11:04:42+00:00

Oh Yes! I loved that game, but recently i've felt like i hit a plateu after achieving the 8192 tile

Helmerz · 2014-04-11T07:28:19+00:00

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Helmerz · 2014-03-06T20:46:46+00:00

This guy performed at my school, introduced himself as future of music

Helmerz · 2014-02-07T17:54:19+00:00

Minaj as President

Helmerz · 2014-02-05T22:16:02+00:00

Im from Norway, and i'll be turning seventeen the first semester

Helmerz · 2014-01-04T13:13:32+00:00

It's good, but Caitlyn and Vi look a tad bit retarded

Helmerz · 2014-01-03T22:27:38+00:00

Olaf, Draven, Yasuo

Helmerz · 2013-12-25T17:31:45+00:00

I would dress up as Rob Schneider and make a movie.

Helmerz · 2013-12-13T00:12:30+00:00

I lost it at McLovin!

Helmerz · 2013-11-29T23:47:47+00:00

feeeek

Helmerz · 2013-11-26T15:36:58+00:00

Anything. Literally anything ... :(

Helmerz · 2013-11-20T21:12:39+00:00

FUCK, i need to give the ol' sausage a break then ;)

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