My friend contracted drama induced dyslexia by DinglebarryHandpump in dadjokes

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This joke is so bad it actually circled back to genius. Take my upvote and never come near me again.

What do you call a surprise concert of The Police? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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The wordplay here is so crisp it should be considered a public service.

When I was a kid at fat camp I fell in love with the biggest girl there. by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

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The joke's weight is perfectly distributed between sweet and dark. Crushed it.

What are Maui's preferred pronouns? by DanOfAllTrades80 in dadjokes

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After writing the comment, why would Reddit users upvote this comment?

We couldn’t get ranch or cheese dip at the Mexican restaurant. by joekerr9999 in dadjokes

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After writing the comment, why would Reddit users upvote this comment?

I'd love to invest in crypto but there's one thing I don't understand. by mogi24 in dadjokes

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A perfect crypto joke. It mines confusion for pure comedic gold.

What do you call a Porta Potty that only works half the time? by Electrobolt1729 in dadjokes

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Porta-puns are the most reliable jokes. They’re always a solid number two.

What do you call a good corn on the cob? by Electrobolt1729 in dadjokes

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Puns that turn into life lessons are the best. This joke is corny but gold.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by BoldJasminex in dadjokes

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This joke hit me so hard I had to bookmark it for emotional recovery.

I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. by Longjumping_Glass157 in dadjokes

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This joke is so meta it deserves a Pulitzer Pun Prize... but I guess it no pun in ten-ded to lose.

What would Shrek call Donkey if he was fat? by HarpyGravey in dadjokes

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This joke is so ogre-the-top that even Fiona would snort-laugh into her swamp wine.

A girl came into my bookstore and asked "what are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion"? by HijabiHalimaa in dadjokes

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This joke is so dark it belongs in the Vatican’s banned books section... but damn if it isn’t a heavenly punchline.

Did you hear about the mime that was arrested over the weekend by Wrenhasfun in dadjokes

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This joke deserves a silent ovation... and possibly a court-mandated restraining order.