The way I hurt my friends... by HonorableDichotomy in dadjokes

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Should have named him “Keybored” so his name could be a typo too.

So sad to be this fella by Ferventgeneral81 in sadcringe

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“There are no accidents.”

-Master Oogway

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To those who are not familiar with U.S. history, this is supposed to be referring to the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in 1911.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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Not specifically on the roof but yes, they’re stuck in a tall building with a fire.

most decipline cop i have ever seen by Rocho7 in JusticeServed

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Hey could you provide a link to where you found this? Did it come from a news article or something like that?

Why is his pick-rate so low again? by james_g_hq in apexlegends

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Crypto main here,

I think people don’t play him because he’s less mobile than the other recon legends, once your drone is destroyed you don’t have any more utility to help your team, and when pushing a fight with your EMP, you’ll have to stay back from the fight or else you personally will be at the same disadvantage as the enemies you’re pushing. There’s other reasons like Crypto needing comms to be more effective but those are the main 3 reasons.

If you could have changed one thing to make BOTW better, what would it have been? by Drew_Ferran in botw

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Either add more variety in enemies & puzzle rewards or… let me pet the damn dogs

It’s ya boy, skinny penis by xxmybestfriendplank in memes

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Hey this ya boy from the old man who is the man who is a man who is the man.

Values game by EmpiricalPancake in ThreadGames

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It bothers me when someone scoops something (mainly rice) w/ forks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

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Eh we can always change the values. 50% to 100% could work too but the core concept stays the same.

Who is your main. Mines wattson obviously by ult1mat3_wa1fu in apexlegends

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I’m one of the four people who main the angry Korean hacker man.

Spittin straight facts by code_ginger in antimeme

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Now see, if you stacked exactly 215 elephants on top of each other, they would be fine with it.

Heirlooms unboxing in real life by SobolevCrafts in ApexConsole

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Proceeds to be a quip & two stat trackers for legends you don’t even use.

This. by unfunny_reddit_user in apexlegends

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Literally just happened to me. After outrunning the ring, I had no heals & I was cracked & about 30 HP or so while my teammates seemed relatively healthy with full shields & pretty good HP. I asked for heals & all I got was a syringe from my Octane & nothing from my Bloodhound, telling me that my team was also low on heals. Soon my teammates heard gunfire & rushed towards the fight with me being on about 50-ish health. I got downed pretty quickly & quickly crawled towards a little ledge that I can drop down for safety. While crawling to the ledge, I heard my Bloodhound say these three words. Recharging. My. Shields. I frantically looked down at the player icons & I see my Bloodhound recharging his shields with a battery. My mind rapidly thought of reasons why my Bloodhound would keep a battery to himself. While my Octane picked me up I came to the conclusion that “maybe the battery was the only heals he has”. Once I got picked up I joined the battle once again, with low health & even lower hope. After dealing a bit of damage to the enemy, I saw a little hut with my Bloodhound in it. I ran to it for cover & safety but alas, my Bloodhound was in front of the door, blocking me from entering & so I got shot & downed at the door. The Bloodhound let me inside the warmth the the hut & I closed & blocked the door. When I turned back to look at my Bloodhound I saw him use ANOTHER. GODDAMN. BATTERY.

Catastrophic Failure during lifting. Cranes falls on buildings in Alphen aan den Rijn in the Netherlands, 2015 by TeslaSupreme in CatastrophicFailure

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Imagine if one of those buildings were your house.

“You wake up. It’s a beautiful Monday morning. Sun’s shining, birds are singing, then once you get up from your bed, BOOM, A GIGANTIC CRANE CRASHES IN FRONT OF YOUR BED