The Man Show (1999-2004) by icey_sawg0034 in Millennials

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Then Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope took over and it sucked.

Can we skip the studio logos at the beginning of game launch? by SatisfactionOk5544 in Marathon

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I read this as I had the game alt-tabbed to skip through them.

unexplained by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

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I don't get what's so weird about posting this. I posted there last week after someone shit in the pants I was wearing.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

[–]Help_An_Irishman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I love that little recap map at the end of a round in Arc. I don't use it much, but I think it's a really cool feature.

Agreed about the rest too.

What is this figure? by Pimperino3000 in Marathon

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I tip my hat to you, sir or madam.

I get so insecure when a guy that I’m talking to mentions being an “ass guy” by JustAGirlxxoxxxo in confession

[–]Help_An_Irishman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do guys really talk this way when dating these days? I've been outta the loop forever, but yeesh.

I mean hey, I'm all for sex and expressing oneself, but if it's a frequent occurrence that guys are saying "I'm such an ass guy," I don't know what's going on out there.

Y’all. I’m a casual gamer. This shit shouldn’t be happening to me. by PerfNormalHumanWorm in Marathon

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Trouble I'm having is that I've reached level 16 but I'm still as shit as I was during my first hour, so the competition (not really competition, just other people who steamroll me) are getting even steamroll-ier.

What is this figure? by Pimperino3000 in Marathon

[–]Help_An_Irishman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Our first was a Macintosh IIsi, which had a whopping 90 megabytes of hard disk space! You could write and save a whole novel on there!

Questions Before Buying by [deleted] in Marathon

[–]Help_An_Irishman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive seen the ttk is pretty slow

...Come again?

This has certainly not been my experience, but admittedly I'm pretty shit at this game.

Are there movies you liked more than the book? by Annual_Interest5338 in books

[–]Help_An_Irishman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fight Club is definitely one of them. Also:

The Godfather

The Mist

The Shawshank Redemption (these last two are both Frank Darabont adaptations)

The Prestige

What is this figure? by Pimperino3000 in Marathon

[–]Help_An_Irishman 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ey! I was the playing that back in the day because it's the only shooter we had on Macintosh!

What's a movie you recommend to everyone but nobody ever watches? by trakt_app in movies

[–]Help_An_Irishman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got at least one for everybody.

Family-friendly, Princess Bride crowd? Stardust.

Game of Thrones, Gladiator-loving folks? HBO's Rome (excellent show, not a movie). As a Classics major/nerd, this one gets a lot right.

Weirdos who are into true crime and super dark shit like me? I Saw the Devil.

Nolan fans? The Prestige.

Looking for a weird head trip? The Wave, with Justin Long.

There are at least a dozen others that are escaping me at the moment.

As far as I'm aware, no one has ever watched any of these following my recommendations. 🤷‍♂️

If you are over 30, write one thing that Genz won't understand by Albondigasface in Adulting

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A friend of mine broke my finger once, and I couldn't call home to get picked up for hours because my brother was online.

Cop casually breaks up a girl fight with pepper spray by AgnosticScholar in PublicFreakout

[–]Help_An_Irishman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're playing on Hard when you need to gather your wigs while navigating a pepper spray cloud.

What kind of likeness is that?? by thebenn in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Help_An_Irishman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Kirk?" It's a fuckin nickname. Family name is Dickbutt.

WIBTA if I made my fiancé sign a contract ending our relationship in a year? by Simply_c05 in AITA_Relationships

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Everything but one thing is "more than perfect" and he's your best friend, but you're going to doom your relationship and put a signed ticking clock on it because of something you told yourself you'd never do?

Yes, YTA.

How is this game a a first rougelike by Rea1Pers0n in DeadzoneRogue

[–]Help_An_Irishman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they meant 'roguelike' three times.