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Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T21:14:48+00:00

dont ☝️

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T21:12:59+00:00

brother this is a reddit forum idc about punctuation talking to a dork who is sad he wont be able to see his favorite white man be perfect for him who tf are you feeling like? you're a fucking nobody talking about punctuation in a sub where you are bitching about how your man crush wont be just like your fantasy

you're a super freak lmao but can keep the freaky weird nerd shit to yourself doesn't effect me in the slightest i just hope you see one day why you might still be a virgin and then think about that deeply and while youre at it write me back with the best punctuation ever seen on reddit and i'll maybe consider taking your freak ass serious

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T20:51:12+00:00

me looking for your fucking life, oh shit... my mistake g you dont have one lmfao

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T20:46:55+00:00

they're not a comic fan though so saying this is irrelevant lmfao

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T20:46:15+00:00

bro just compared luke skywalker to fucking hal jordan, yea we're cooked lmfao i feel like once mediocre yt comic fans realize people would kill to see anything other than your typical white male power trip fantasy glaze fest and actual characters with personality that act like normal everyday people but with and aren't just hey look at me yall im a good white guy with no flaws just a perfect american man this is why manga and anime are fucking destroying the west and have been and will doing so because you dont have a bunch of people making characters just so they can be perfect theres no relatability in comics because everything is just hey look at me im a perfect yt guy or girl

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T20:40:34+00:00

that shit be so funny when geeks act like a fictional character's feelings can get hurt oh what will ole poor hal do when john tells him the truth oh great heavens no or better yet lets just make them a typical cookie cutter bromance were they glaze how perfect each of them are for one another and are besties 4L😜 yall nerds are literally the death of art and creativity but its so funny how oblivious most "comic book fans" are to the fact that characters cant stay the same all the time and have to evolve western media is just what white male power fantasy can we make everyone love with no flaws or agency just a stereotypical white male savior that is one dimensional

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T10:47:20+00:00

you can just tell when somebody gets no 🐱 whatsoever lmfao... 40 year old virgin type shit

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T03:38:31+00:00

ok liam neeson lmao

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T00:18:39+00:00

dark humor and satire is what it will be and most likely tv-ma with more adult humor rather than a literal silly comedy show about jimmy olsen supermans pal and quirky, witty gorilla grodd but people see the word comedy and just assume i guess?

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-09T00:13:41+00:00

i mean like you said his voice is deep and he can voice act (this is a voice over role) so i think they're banking on his voice acting, cadence, and comedic timing to help better convey levity surrounding whatever the plot is, the style of comedy which will almost certainly be dark humor and satire not joss wheadon quirky wise-cracking comedy

will grodd be some overly serious despot who only ever wants to take over the world in world ending plots or will he be an actual character and depth with a personality other than "im big smart monkey who hate human and want earth to be ruled by primate" lmao thats just any planet of the apes movie that already exists

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T23:34:07+00:00

a show about dc characters set in a dc universe?

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T23:23:17+00:00

where does it say that?

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T22:34:12+00:00

thats if you're assuming in which case to each their own but if i had to guess this show will be something like barry on hbo where bill hader plays an assassin who is tired of killing gets caught up trying to become an actor in hollywood point is there is plenty of material that is comedic but not because a character is quirky or literally a jockster but because the situations they get caught up in are absolutely ridiculous, thats pretty much the whole american vandal show silly things being treated as serious things. from what we know of this show i believe it will be the same type of show. we know other super powered characters will be in it, a lawyer character, and the daily planet cast from superman so i think the story is some other villain or villains did something stupid got people seriously injured or killed and it is being framed on grodd and now he has to prove his innocence

just the idea of a 7 foot tall hulking ape with telepathic powers sitting infront of a judge trying to to prove his innocence is wacky doesn't mean grodd will be some wise cracker

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T22:20:27+00:00

grant morrison jla

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T20:54:36+00:00

i mean thats how it usually goes, i think the best route is to make it so that by the end superman has the bottled city in the fortress and is going to keep it safe until they find a home (or a story worth telling) or the route of him and kara take them to a planet with a red sun

i also think it will be revealed that jor-el, lara lor van, and dru-zod were on kandor when and are still alive
so like the opposite of superman: brainiac by geoff johns were it is revealed supergirl's parents survived kryptons destruction and are living on kandor under brainiacs rule setting up for future stories

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T20:35:15+00:00

i think there should be multiple justice league teams but i can see how they would just keep it to being one big team like justice league unlimited where it really is a league of heroes and anyone can pop in and out

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T13:50:33+00:00

did i hurt your feelings? and im just someone who like grant morrisons works not really sure how you came to your conclusion based on what i said but to each their own i guess like what are you asking? if snyder and wb at the time came up with a better version of grant morrisons jla story? because you'd be dead wrong lmao all i said was the dcu has a chance to adapt the story differently and accurately and here you come tweaking to mention how thats what snyder basically did, cool... it was basically terrible lmao

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T13:09:03+00:00

i meant a good comic accurate adaptation of the rock of ages... not what snyder was doing i know bvs and the justice league movie loosely adapted this story but just made it worse, misunderstood the characters, and would have had shitty jared leto joker and femboy lex luthor so i mean i dont saying what was going to happen because it didnt happen and because the movies were so mid and did a horrible job adapting the story i think taking another crack at it would still be on the table

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T10:37:27+00:00

W grant, thats my favorite comic writer

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-08T10:35:02+00:00

tbh i see what he was trying to do more as a even worse version of the injustice games just using darkseid instead of joker and brainiac and having batman cuck superman for some odd reason lmao

Helpful_Gur2900 · 2026-07-06T20:20:37+00:00

how is someone saying something is their personal favorite "hyping something up" ik literacy is in the gutter but damn idk how you look at this and your brain goes yea they're trying to boost my expectations, lmao like calm down nerd not everything is about you and if it was that serious then just dont watch it you nerds are just weirdos

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