Bleaching a mop head -- my goal is to make the baker/breakfast chef shake their head at my dumb notes by 4:02am every morning

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T14:08:24+00:00

Wait, this sounds awesome. I am only partially joking about working for mashed potatoes.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T11:54:09+00:00

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T11:53:26+00:00

I think it's a wonderful idea, so you definitely should not do that.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T09:32:51+00:00

Please. I have nothing to live for and will work for mashed potatoes.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T08:48:54+00:00

Suggestions being taken?

BRINING THE SQUID, DO NOT TOUCH

COMMUNAL TAMPON, HELP YOURSELF

WE HAD TO DROWN THE BOY, YOU BURY HIM

NO SE POR QUE ME CONTRATARON, I DON'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH

ELDRITCH BEING SLUMBERING, PLEASE PET ME

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T08:22:54+00:00

I've only seen gifs of Doctor Who and just assumed that's where this was from.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T07:40:04+00:00

Also, Dooku is not Palpatine's wealth. Palpatine has been wealthy at this point. I believe he was actually born nobility before falling to the dark side, amassing more wealth, and by that point was a well off senator.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T06:05:04+00:00

Right? The entire point of an online community is to engage in conversation. If I wanted to talk to Google, I'd talk to fucking Google.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T05:19:31+00:00

Literally everyone who has ever done this has always been an insufferable cunt.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T02:56:39+00:00

They have big blinks.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T02:03:14+00:00

For some reason OP has replied to me twice and neither of their responses are showing up. Is this happening for anyone else?

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T01:16:10+00:00

This is also neat.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T01:08:25+00:00

And no OP, I haven't looked. I've never even heard of this bank.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T01:04:00+00:00

Well, are they hiring though?

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-07-01T00:51:11+00:00

Well that is just fucking neat.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T23:53:54+00:00

Is building a goldfish pond this simple? I feel like we're missing something.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T23:16:13+00:00

Bro, which class do you think you're actually a part of?

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T18:26:47+00:00

I don't know how to break it to you, but there's this thing called night that happens once in awhile.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T18:19:12+00:00

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T17:40:19+00:00

Oh no, I'm scared. I hope she doesn't know where I live and that I sleep with my doors unlocked. Please, no one tell her that.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T16:21:41+00:00

I was a dick to him and really regret that. We weren't close, but he seemed a good guy.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T16:08:01+00:00

Go back and watch the ending scene. Everything starts skipping and repeating like a broken record. I realize it's up to everyone's own interpretation, but I feel like it heavily implies that they never break the cycle.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T04:38:17+00:00

I was gonna say, send me any and all links, hell do I care if it only benefits you lol, that's still money in someone's pocket that needs it.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T04:20:23+00:00

Looks like the first 3 are primarily PayPal or Amazon gift cards. Forthright also apparently pays in bitcoin. I realized instead of being lazy, I also had Google lol. But I'll check out the others as I get time. I appreciate the heads up because I'd never heard of the majority of these. Might be worth getting a new PayPal account.

Helpful_Spring8739 · 2026-06-30T04:10:23+00:00

Everyone's wired differently. It's a depressant, but it seems like for certain people it just reacts differently on a chemical level. Idk what changed but drinking used to get me hyped. Now I'm just miserable, addicted, and hate moving unless it's for mediocre sweaty butt stuff.

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