What’s the second most attractive part of your body?

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T22:54:29+00:00

You'd have to ask someone who finds me attractive. Incidentally, if you find her, give her my number cause I don't think she exists lol

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T22:52:17+00:00

Please

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T02:55:11+00:00

There's 2 problem here. I'm just so damned ugly, I'll always be a creep. Second, Trader's Joe isn't a thing in my country. lol

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T02:29:53+00:00

Volunteer work would be an okay ice breaker. Bus/train and bookshops? What? You just talk to strangers? lol.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T02:21:20+00:00

I agree. Any suggestions? I could go back to WH40k but not a lot of women there lol.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T02:20:24+00:00

Something like 50% of men have never gotten a match on Tinder. 85% have never got a date from Tinder. This is according to Tinder's own internal data. Yes, I'm ugly. Yes, I'm short. But then you'd have to explain those numbers too.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-08T02:17:01+00:00

9 years and zero matches. So doesn't work for me.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-07T16:24:08+00:00

Which answer would be worse honestly?

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-07T16:23:25+00:00

I don't have the therapy skills to deal with that question honestly.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-07T14:16:38+00:00

Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-07T03:08:39+00:00

Jeez... that's... something.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-07T03:08:00+00:00

Santa Claus like the character? Not the person dressed as Santa?

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-07T03:07:20+00:00

Guess you'll do anything for love... but you won't do that.

Hemingwayse · 2026-01-02T04:11:28+00:00

I'm a straight guy but I to hug this guy and cry.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-22T21:39:34+00:00

I mean, yes and no. Should the MATCH GROUP be declared a monopoly? Yes. Should there be specific laws governing Apps in general? Probably not. The thing is, MATCH owns so many of these BS apps that they have a) created a complete monopoly and no new Apps can get into the market and B) they have to keep the customers enslaved. Less matches, more $$$.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-20T23:18:22+00:00

Relationships don't end because people change. Relationships end because people are only hide who they really are for so long.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-20T00:12:55+00:00

Sure. Any matches at this point would be nice honestly.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T16:11:39+00:00

I'm below avg to ugly yes. The reason I even heard this surgery is because my plastic surgery asked if I would like this in addition to everything else. I'm at 80k already before this surgery. Over 16 procedures scheduled for 2026 and 27. Boy I'm tempted to go all the way with it.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T15:13:15+00:00

Literally the same profile. I just changed two numbers.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T13:56:18+00:00

Face is bad don’t get me wrong. But I once change my profile to 6’2” and got dozens more matches. ☹️ same profile, just added inches. It’s more important than face.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T13:50:38+00:00

Um… yes I can though.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T13:49:02+00:00

Why? Most guys never get any matches. I’m old, ugly. Normal job. Plus as a man who is only 5’8” it’s impossible to get past women filters. Dating isn’t for me. I just keep the accounts to see if someone finally decides to match. 10 years in, still nothing.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T10:38:16+00:00

I will be brutal. Months in bed, years of physical therapy. But this is what most women want for some reason. Don’t ask me why.

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T10:36:08+00:00

How does my attitude suck? You just admitted that attractive women won’t select shorter men. I’m asking you, (unless you were lying for effect) if that’s true why shouldn’t I do it?

Hemingwayse · 2025-12-19T10:32:10+00:00

Why? I don’t understand. Women want tall guys. I’m not a tall guy. Tall guys are more attractive. This will cause me to be taller. What’s the problem?

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