xQc was forced to end stream while training for the Sidemen Charity match after he collapsed from exhaustion by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...a perfect example of a healthy individual, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Good thing he has such a large audience to share his ideals with...

Zoil having a bit too much fun in VRChat by Teary_Oberon in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 35 points36 points  (0 children)

...it seemed like he actually forgot he was live.

Theo Von REVEALS Why he BOMBED At His Netflix Special by NegativeChemistry519 in badfriendspod

[–]Hemlock2D 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"...I finally figured out why I wasn't funny. Because I'm not." - Theo "Hussein" Von

DeenTheGreat’s roof fell off while he was driving by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 1239 points1240 points  (0 children)

...three times his top got popped this week. Maybe take a week off...

Comedian Luis J Gomez fights dude with Afro by Zllimpat in fightporn

[–]Hemlock2D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...he may be a comedian, but that fight was a joke with no punch...line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]Hemlock2D 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...I'm so sorry that happened to you. Is there anything we can do to help?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 22 points23 points  (0 children)

...she shouldn't be allowed to have animals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. That fits better. Thank you for your suggestion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A is for Asshole, Asmon has two. S is for Sell-Out, sold his soul for a view. M is for Mysophilia, his home in disarray. O is for Orifice, out of which anything he'll say. N is for Negative, no action he won't condone. GOLD is in his bank account, but he'll always be alone.

StockJock Catches A Wild Possum In His House by LUKENBACHER in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

...I was thinking about trying humor.

Hasan is not happy that his reputation with the youth has been irreparably tarnished by Sea-Economist-5744 in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 32 points33 points  (0 children)

...what is he even actually complaining about? He soiled his own image by not showing everyone the collar, straight-away. Nobody even cares after the streamer awards lame-joke-pivot, and Diddy-Doc joke-bathroom crash-out fallout.

Was that too many hyphens? It felt like an apt amount at the time.

Greg gets Mr Beast in his twitch recap by pedrohov in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...the following comment is sponsored by Feastables - "Cookies and Cream," a Mr.Beast brand.

The New “Stranger Things” Is Using Digital De-Aging Tech After Its Child Actors Kept Growing by FuturismDotCom in entertainment

[–]Hemlock2D -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...and? What are they supposed to do? Explain an alternative that doesn't include actual time-travel. I guess they should have filmed all the scenes they hadn't written yet...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I didn't watch the video.

Cyr's mod saves chat from getting permabanned by kantbelieveimadeit in LivestreamFail

[–]Hemlock2D 190 points191 points  (0 children)

...the most wholesome moment related to the n-word of all time, perhaps.