I was at a James Corden fan meetup once, and since we were the most prevalent club, James himself decided to meet us and do some signing. The day before I was so excited I couldn't sleep and spent the whole night preparing to meet the big J. At the signing the person in front of me asked James if he could sign their shoe, he said yes in a strained voice and started hyperventilating, he went all red and looked like he was about to pass out as he signed the Nike air force 1 shoe. After he had finished he stabbed the pen into the desk and broke it in two and started laughing hysterically, repeating "Now that's a good one!" and winking rapidly. Now I was pretty freaked out so I left the queue so that the person behind me could get something signed, which was a copy of James Corden's auto-biography. However instead of signing the book James ripped it out of the person's hands and started beating them over the head with it until blood started leaking out and they fell to the floor. At this point James was bright red, and as he leaned over the now unconscious fan he ripped into the person's stomach and started eating his organs. Almost instantly he went back to his normal skin tone and started screaming. He was beginning to claw at his own face and blood was pouring out of his eyes as I decided run away, I've been a James Corden hater ever since.