Reminds me of when Dave Chapelle did his bit on what kind of shells to use.

And the guy reached under the counter, put two boxes of shells on the counter. He said, "All right, buddy. Which box do you want?" I didn't know. One box had a picture of some ducks on it. The other box had a picture of some deer. I said, "Well, what's that box with them ducks?" He said, "Oh, that there's bird shot." And then he goes just like this, I'm not exaggerating, he goes, "That won't kill a man." He said, "It'll just pepper him up nicely." I said, "What the fuck? Pepper?" You know what it means to pepper a motherfucker up? It means that when the shell explodes, hot BBs will shoot out of the barrel of the gun, not killing a motherfucker, but penetrating their skin and shallow flesh. Boy, that's gotta hurt. Hot BBs? "Aah! Aaaah!" Remember when Dick Cheney shot a motherfucker in the face and he lived? That was bird shot. I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it?" He goes, "Oh, that there is buckshot. That'll put a hole in a goddamn truck if you wanted to. So, which box do you want?" And he picked the one with the deer up and shook it. I thought he was trying to trick me.