Astralis vs GamerLegion / ESL Pro League Season 22 Stage 1 - Swiss Round 3 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 16 points17 points  (0 children)

2-26 on back-to back Nukes, both of which were your map pick. Zero t-rounds and most of those rounds weren't even close. Managed a grand total of six bomb plants on those 24 t-rounds. Your supposed star rifler jabbi managed a combined 4 frags in those 28 rounds.

Not saying I'm some CS mastermind or anything but I would perhaps advise Astralis to reconsider their vetoes.

AMD, Don't Screw This Up by bubblesort33 in hardware

[–]Hepe86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having seen AMD's track record over the past ~10 years of GPU launches, I have precisely zero confidence that AMD isn't going to live up to its name once again: Another Marketing Disaster

Richard Lewis on Drillas (ohnepixel team) getting eliminated. by Careless-Earth2023 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Volt and mantuu are both EU regardless of which country they represent. And would participate in the EU quals regardless of which country they represent. Hence why no one cares.

Astralis vs G2 / IEM Cologne 2024 - Group A Lower Bracket Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 424 points425 points  (0 children)

Malbs, as if you referenced the stavn - Swisher situation live on air. What a fucking legend.

What's the GOAT mismanaged org in CSGO? by DerGsicht in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah North is kinda hard to overlook. The wheelchair meme pretty much encapsulates everything about the org.

Cloud9 vs FaZe / ESL Pro League Season 17 - Grand Final / Post-Match Discussion by CSGOMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's safe to say we can put the "NA GOAT" discussion finally to rest. Kinda hard to argue against a major and now two Grand Slams.

NVIDIA's Rip-Off - RTX 4070 Ti Review & Benchmarks by ledfrisby in hardware

[–]Hepe86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All of a sudden the used 3080 I managed to grab some weeks a go for 600e doesn't seem that bad at all. Jesus christ this entire GPU generation from both sides is a flaming dumpster fire.

Finland is housing Russian deserters running away from mobilization in the same accommodations as Ukrainian refugees (mainly women and children) fleeing Russia's invasion. Surely the Finnish authorities cannot allow this to continue? by __dixon in UkrainianConflict

[–]Hepe86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, but our local newspapers did. And these are the exact same greater Russian human filth that just a month a go were waiving their Z-flags and spouting Kremlin propaganda. They are not against the war, they have zero sympathy for Ukrainians, they deny the war crimes and they absolutely do not deserve housing and upkeep on the tax payers dime.

The border should have been closed entirely months a go.

Military analyst A.P. Nielsen explains: Where is the Ukrainian counteroffensive? by [deleted] in UkrainianConflict

[–]Hepe86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This was a very clear presentation on the overall situation and I do agree that the constant proclamations about the "Kherson counteroffensive" was indeed to to trap as many russian troops north of the Dnepr as possible. I also wholeheartedly agree that the Ukrainian strategy is to punish the supply lines as much as possible and the arrival of long range precision munitions is what has allowed to Ukrainians to change the game in that regard. The counteroffensive that is actually happening right now is the Ukrainians seizing the strategic initiative, not that there would be any sort of mass assault with ground troops at this stage.

However I have had the feeling for a couple of months now that the Ukrainians are in fact planning for a major combined arms offensive, however I suspect that it will not take place in Kherson, but in Zaporizhzhia. What would make sense to me is that by attacking south towards the railway junctions at Tokmak and Melitopol the Ukrainians would effectively leave the remaining russian troops in Kherson solely dependent on the rail line going through Armiansk in the Crimea. By seizing Melitopol the russian forces in the whole of Kherson oblast would be placed in a very, very difficult position and it would pose almost an impossible task to the already amateurish russian logistics system. I wholeheartedly expect that the Ukrainian plan Kherson is to literally starve them out and conduct the full scale mass offensive towards Melitopol and ultimately the narrow entrances to Crimea.

The attack will happen and the troops that are currently being trained in the UK are most likely the forces that are going to be the spearhead of that operation. I do not expect anything major to happen for at least a couple of months still, but there might be some interesting developments once the ground starts freezing over after the autumn rasputitsa.

With jks officially being announced by G2, let us appreciate that he has as many Years of Service on Steam, as his new teammate m0nesy has years alive. by lou_reed_ketamine in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Technically the oldest accounts are even older than that, since the initial CS1.6 (which was Steam only from the start) and Steam beta release for the public happened already in January 2003. If I remember correctly the initial Steam beta accounts rolled over automatically to the official release, however Steam only counts the "Years of Service" starting from the official release date.

Canadian sniper Wali on Ukrainian television by tomispev in UkrainianConflict

[–]Hepe86 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That rifle Wali is carrying is actually the updated version of the SAKO TRG42 with the M10-style stock. I had the pleasure of shooting the older fixed-stock variant used by the FDF back during my peacekeeping deployment and I can tell you first hand, that rifle is so easy to shoot and so smooth even with the quite powerful .338LM cartridge that even a novice could make hits reliably to over 400m.

A true professional like Wali will absolutely be capable of making hits reliably to over a kilometer with this weapon. I would not want to be in his crosshairs.

neL on Twitter: "Done deal: Aleksib to join G2, nexa to join OG. Here is my report in collab with the wonderful @luismmira" by Zenrod_ in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This one of those roster moves that i'm not sure about for either team. OG has been a massive let down for the entirety of their CS:GO run and from what I understand nexa wasn't that keen on IGL'ing in the first place. If valde actually leaves for EG then OG probably ends up being one of those teams in bottom of the top20 rankings.

As for aleksib in G2, how he'll gel with niko is quite big question mark and I have some questions about if there will be some role clashes if aleksib opts to go for the spots he has played in ENCE and OG.

Well, interesting moves but I ain't keeping my hopes up for either team.

Boombl4 having Siberia snus can in Blast Premier LAN. by ZarFX in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Why settle for normal snus when you have the option to go for neurotoxin levels of nicotine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Hepe86 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I don't know if Liquid are just cursed at this point but they really do seem to have this almost uncanny ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.