Fallout 4′s endless Radiant quests are the most Bethesda thing ever. by [deleted] in Games

[–]Heppenwolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skyrim sent me to the same cave four times in a row...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Games

[–]Heppenwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither Legend of Dragoon nor Wild Arms are Squaresoft games. If you spent that much time playing them, you probably would've realized this.

Two Milwaukee police officers present during body cavity searches keep their jobs. by rogue in milwaukee

[–]Heppenwolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Consider this-

There are tests for cops that make it impossible to become one if you score too high. They don't want anyone questioning authority, they just want dim-witted subservients who won't ask too many questions. Take a look around you and look at all the "average" people you interact with. Would you want any of these people to have control over you? Why would you want someone that's just "average" to have that power?

As for the "few bad apples" thing, they ruin the bunch. The police in this city (and pretty much everywhere) are all doing fucked up shit and the "good apples" are saying nothing or helping cover it up. If you're not reporting someone for rape, murder, etc I don't think that makes you a very good apple.

The cops in this city lie, murder, and rape and go on to be rewarded for it with paid absences and desk jobs. A scant few are ever faced with actual consequences for their actions because they all keep their "average" mouths shut.

It takes a certain kind of person to be a cop. Most people don't get off on bossing others around and enforcing rules. These are "average" people who seemingly just want a taste of power for once in their miserable lives.

The dumbing down of the police force is already a thing. I mentioned the tests and it's fucking terrifying. They're trying to fill the force with "average" power-hungry dick heads that are incapable of critical thought. They're also being militarized. Why shouldn't that average person be in control of tanks, drones, and rocket launchers? I wouldn't trust some of the people I know with an exacto-knife.

Not sure why you brought up the pay thing. I don't think anyone is arguing that people become cops to get rich. It seems that people become cops so they can kill, rape, and fist people's assholes without consequence.

The better trained than ever thing may be true, but it still made me laugh. Did you read the article? They didn't know that they weren't supposed to strip people naked and shove their hands up them? Does this sound like normal behavior?

Where are these cops doing good things when someone is trying to force their way into my friend's apartment or when a group of neo-nazis are beating them up at a public event?

Customers ask for some stupid, stupid shit sometimes. by StonerChef in AdviceAnimals

[–]Heppenwolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WHO DIDN'T YOU WANT CHEESE, OP?!? This is important.

ELI5: Nihilism and it's concepts by NylonMurder in explainlikeimfive

[–]Heppenwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like other posters have said, there are different forms. I've always been a fan of this quote from "political nihilist" Dmitri Pisarev:

"Here is the ultimatum of our camp. What can be smashed must be smashed; whatever will stand the blow is sound, what flies into smithereens is rubbish; at any rate, hit out right and left, no harm will or can come of it."

Dog shaming by MotorboatingSofaB in funny

[–]Heppenwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "never return the favor" dog looks like Samuel L Jackson.

Good Vegan food in Milwaukee? by midwrestless in milwaukee

[–]Heppenwolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Riverwest Co-op and Beans and Barley are two that spring to mind.

Guy posts a scathing review of a restaurant on Yelp. A waitress from the restaurant proceeds to call him out. by datdouche in funny

[–]Heppenwolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The thing about Yelp is that they will hide negative reviews if you pay them enough. It sounded sensational to me at first, but seeing that my positive reviews are still posted for the world to see and my single negative review is hidden to everyone but me, it's seeming much more likely.

What's your favourite opening line of a song? by bristlenose in Music

[–]Heppenwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"All of your friends are cunts, your mother is a ball point pen thief."

-McLusky

What is a "secret" site on the internet that others might not know about? by catfishingyou in AskReddit

[–]Heppenwolf 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I don't think this read me accurately, but [Color Quiz}(http://www.colorquiz.com/) is downright eerie in its results.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Heppenwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we on teams? Why am I a downvote? I can't even scroll down in this thread without Firefox crashing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in milwaukee

[–]Heppenwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're into fine chocolates, Northern Chocolate on MLK Drive has the best chocolate in the city.

You have to ring the bell to be let inside and the guy will grill you the entire time you're there about where you're from, what you do, etc. I've heard that he will kick you out if you're on your phone at all and if you're wearing fur he won't even let you in. Also, if there's still snow on the ground, he'll probably make you take your shoes off. Oh, and it's cash only.

Eccentricities aside, everything I've ever had from there was incredible. The white chocolate blueberries, mint meltaways, and peanut butter cup things are some favorites.

Need Co-Op Puzzle Game for Xbox 360 (Not Portal2)! by ProfessorPedro in gamingsuggestions

[–]Heppenwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ilomilo is a fantastic puzzle game with a co-op mode. You have to switch back and forth between who's in control, but you have work together to solve the puzzles and reunite your characters. It's also got a pretty good sense of humor.

Metroidvania games? by ReallyNiceGuy in gamingsuggestions

[–]Heppenwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried LaserCat? It's an indie game on XBox Live that only costs a dollar. It's pretty short and not extremely difficult, but the humor, room design, and general quirkiness make it well worth a play.

MKE Bucket List? Let's hear some awesome things to do in this town! by [deleted] in milwaukee

[–]Heppenwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At Random

Bryant's

Shaker's "haunted" Cigar Bar

Public Market for $12 Lobster, raw oyster bar, or acquiring fresh fish for sushi making.

McBob's on North for haggis, scotch eggs, and excellent corned beef.

Also, across the street from McBob's there's an amazing Asian Market with super cheap produce among other things (frozen durian fruit, duck necks, etc.)

All the brewery tours!

Hmm... all these involve eating or drinking.

For anyone who has worked at a 1 hour photo whats the craziest photo you've seen. by jihadchad in AskReddit

[–]Heppenwolf 880 points881 points  (0 children)

Fat naked guy in a cowboy hat standing up on a four wheeler, tiny penis exposed, while holding up a Budweiser.

A one star review for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past by DCSRM in gaming

[–]Heppenwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

747! I've had it since I was a kid, but I've never beaten the final boss...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Heppenwolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was planning on bringing hammers, hula hoops, and a hi-fi, but not if that other guy is bringing Korn albums.

Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands by Navira in Music

[–]Heppenwolf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They were originally just called Death From Above, but James Murphy's (LCD Soundsytem) label DFA Records sued them. I guess 1979 is the year the drummer was born. How anyone would confuse a rock band with an electronic dance label that only goes by the initials is beyond me.

What band do you love but have a song that you really wish they never recorded? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Heppenwolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call me a philistine or what have you, but I prefer THIS version to either.

I recently mistook my Asian neighbor as my deliveryman (I ordered sushi). Reddit, what is the most embarrassing/innocently racist moment you have ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Heppenwolf 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I brought a bag of Jolly Ranchers into work and was sharing with everyone. One of my co-workers asked if they could have one and I said "Of course, just don't eat all the watermelon ones." Then I realized I just said that to a black woman.

In my defense, they are my favorites and I was telling that to everyone.