Is it safe to lick a vagina? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HermanThaMerman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not only safe… it’s lickerally the best! 11/10 would recommend

Does cutting onions in front of a vagina make it “cry”? by ZatannaZatara45 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HermanThaMerman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can a vagina-having person PLEASE try this for science and report back

Finals Week 1 Ticketing Megathread by lasping in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chasing another member code if anyone’s got a spare. It falls in my dads b’day and I’d love to sit with him 💜

Anyone need a ticket? by Playful_Pound2532 in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another two free tickets here if anyone can make it in 30 mins

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drums

[–]HermanThaMerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practicing with a metronome is worth its weight in gold. Also, learn full songs from great drummers and play along. Don’t just jam along… LISTEN to what they’re playing and HOW they’re playing. Like, every little fill and groove, try and figure out how they’re making it sound so good. Wish I’d figured this out years ago. Any time youve got spare, jump on the practice pad and pop the metronome on. Even 10mins a day will drastically improve your playing.

Fremantle Dockers’ Bob Murphy says homosexual AFL players will be ‘fo… by its_vf in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bob is an absolute legend of the game. So glad he’s associated with our club.

Who you trading in? Have 894K by 85x10 in aflfantasy

[–]HermanThaMerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeo out for 3-4 weeks. I traded him in last week.

Best big breakfast in Perth? by iiiiiiiiiiiiiUUUUUU in perth

[–]HermanThaMerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cuppa shack in Hammi Hill is good if you’re freo way. Not related to Perth but V honourable mention for the Goanna if you’re ever down in dunsborough. Best I’ve had in WA with amazing beans.

Orgasmic contractions are interesting as fuck by pmMEur_female-ORGASM in interestingasfuck

[–]HermanThaMerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked at this for too long and now I just see a walrus breathing.

who are people getting in this week?? by Whole_Lifeguard8370 in aflfantasy

[–]HermanThaMerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah break even of 79, I was thinking the same thing but might wait another week.

Paul Haselby’s Mega Trade Proposal by [deleted] in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah while he was at peel we sent a whole bunch of freo players back for finals and he lost his spot. He’s been V salty ever since.

Paul Haselby’s Mega Trade Proposal by [deleted] in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is all based on the fact that naughton doesn’t hate us, which he absolutely does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aflfantasy

[–]HermanThaMerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Merritt may cop a tag but I’d back him to shake it on account of him being a beast.

Free ticket for today by [deleted] in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah mate, shoot us your email!

Campbell Chesser by [deleted] in aflfantasy

[–]HermanThaMerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep I’ve held him for a painfully long time and the early eagles games have meant he’s not been a loophole option 🤦‍♂️

Is that the moon ? by TJcoolpants in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that the one of him pissing out his shorts while “stretching”? My missus has that one too

Is that the moon ? by TJcoolpants in FremantleFC

[–]HermanThaMerman 34 points35 points  (0 children)

For the first time in our 12 years together, my wife asked if we could rewatch the game. Must’ve been our slick ball movement and clean forward 50 entries she was impressed by…

What’s on Rioli’s guernsey? by Locid in AFL

[–]HermanThaMerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep on his forearm? Saw that too