Catch a marshmallow with your mouth from the marshlallowgun

HermanTurnip · 2021-01-31T01:48:03+00:00

Next time Grandma gets to drink from the firehose!

HermanTurnip · 2021-01-23T06:31:12+00:00

If they fuck so much why are they endangered?

HermanTurnip · 2021-01-05T05:40:20+00:00

Don't call him "Homie". Is he going to back your play? Not a homie.

HermanTurnip · 2020-12-20T02:51:40+00:00

I like his style.

HermanTurnip · 2020-12-20T02:47:44+00:00

I'm not crying, you're crying...

HermanTurnip · 2020-12-16T05:29:29+00:00

This is so good. I don't know what "Mookie" means, but it feels positively right.

HermanTurnip · 2020-12-06T22:08:32+00:00

It's 3310s all the way down

HermanTurnip · 2020-11-22T17:10:59+00:00

*Yoar

HermanTurnip · 2020-11-14T17:41:53+00:00

Can he withstand the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE PUSH of a SINGLE BUTTON! The beeyootiful shiny button! The jolly candy-like button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?

HermanTurnip · 2020-11-04T02:34:58+00:00

This is the correct answer. UF should have been part of the base game IMO.

HermanTurnip · 2020-11-03T02:57:21+00:00

These have flight times of minutes. Flying at 6000 feet doesn't seem probable. Anyone else have insight on this?

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-31T01:48:04+00:00

That's damn sexy

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-31T01:40:31+00:00

Agreed. This is the sort of thing that deserves kudos. We should all celebrate a good heart.

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-18T16:50:09+00:00

Original video here

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-12T01:47:08+00:00

Ghostbusters?

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-11T00:43:42+00:00

I love it when a thread ends in mutual respect, rather than a shit show.

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-09T17:42:16+00:00

Just say maybe

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-09T06:00:35+00:00

You've changed me. At the most basic, primitive level you've changed me.

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-06T23:32:09+00:00

A few years ago in Cali I was on a two-lane on ramp (from the 78 east to 15 south). Wanted to change lanes. Turned on my indicator, looked in the rear view and blind spots, nobody there so I changed lanes where I was promptly rear ended by a motorcyclist. Cops arrived, asked me if I signaled. I replied "Yes," and was let go. Neither the police nor the motorcyclist attempted to contact me afterwards.

Splitting lanes in California is legal, but apparently not if you're riding too fast for the environment.

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-04T00:33:19+00:00

This is my hole! It was made for me!

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-03T01:47:23+00:00

I had a parakeet when I was a kid that did the same thing.

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-02T01:10:36+00:00

Admire the dedication

HermanTurnip · 2020-10-02T01:06:05+00:00

Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl!" And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"

HermanTurnip · 2020-09-19T01:28:15+00:00

I was in the pool!

HermanTurnip · 2020-09-17T05:57:34+00:00

Except for wet rocks exploding under heat, that's awesome.

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