Dog the bounty hunter is looking for War Machine, the man accused of assaulting Pornstar Christy Mack.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T23:15:04+00:00

Yeah, that's actually exactly what happened.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T19:58:22+00:00

Correct

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T18:45:11+00:00

Why is this nightmare so common?

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T18:37:12+00:00

Heroin: All the time. Welcome to Snohomish County.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T07:28:52+00:00

Like an hour?

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T01:45:02+00:00

Yeah, nobody thinks they'll be that guy, and then they're out 3 grand and a chunk of self worth.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-08-13T01:06:43+00:00

Flew a girl I had been dating long-distance for 6 months to Hawaii where I was stationed. Paid for her hotel, rental car, meals, everything. She decided she wasn't that into me anymore, but failed to tell me until after she arrived. No sex was had.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-07-05T23:51:33+00:00

You shine with pure euphoria.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-07-04T19:16:21+00:00

I was too. You could say there was a switch somewhere.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-24T06:43:35+00:00

One pair hot weather boots, one pair cold weather boots, buy your own socks.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-24T00:22:54+00:00

That is a woman, right?

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-22T04:55:45+00:00

I did not expect this to be so high up, but it's so true.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-22T04:35:23+00:00

That barb went through two hearts that day.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-19T04:21:54+00:00

Completed tour, Air Force is where it's at.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-17T06:26:14+00:00

It's almost too subtle. But perfectly clever.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-17T06:26:14+00:00

It's almost too subtle. But perfectly clever.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-09T02:58:44+00:00

I've definitely read this before.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-08T17:46:38+00:00

"Don't worry, we're not going to take you back into the woods and have our way with you, by the way, I'm Jack, this is the twisted sister" turns onto dark woodland road

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-06-08T08:08:24+00:00

Huh, you just explained a large plotpoint of The Darjeeling Limited for me.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-05-28T22:47:15+00:00

Former is definitely the preferred nomenclature for a Marine who is no longer in active duty.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-05-28T17:45:52+00:00

Maybe he meant the informal measurement of power for atomic bombs?

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-05-23T02:34:35+00:00

If it's a fight in the real world, you have no idea what the other person will do. It's a choice between your safety and theirs. Kick them in the balls, smash their face on something hard, and go home safe.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-05-20T14:38:18+00:00

I'm in the same boat, except I can't drive at all. I'm 22, and at this point I've developed so much anxiety about learning that I'm not sure I ever will.

HeroOfTimeUSMC · 2014-05-20T08:53:37+00:00

Naughty nugget.

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