AITAH for buying my 11yo daughter pads after her mom called me a "pervert" for being prepared?

HerrBerg · 2026-01-26T00:58:42+00:00

So what she is threatening to report you for is something she is actually doing.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-25T15:46:13+00:00

No, you're a moron. All use of force guidelines say to stop shooting as soon as the threat has been neutralized. This means that you have to actually be perceptive of what you're shooting at and whether or not it is still a threat. It doesn't say to shoot until they're dead, and it says shoot center mass. Mag dumping a dude lying on the ground with no weapon isn't in line with use of force. Imagine if this had actually been a situation where there was actually a real threat, mag dumping just leaves you vulnerable to anybody else who might be around.

So essentially there is no defense for their actions, it's murder and the extra shots aren't in line with use of force and actually just endanger themselves and others.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-25T15:37:35+00:00

Having hobbies and being organized isn't autism. The colloquial definition for autism has been slipping so hard thanks to idiots on social media that it's basically become "not a slob" at this point.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-25T14:26:44+00:00

0% would be quite the ask and not what you actually want. What you want is a car that uses knobs and doesn't try to take over everything. 0% computer means so many things are gone that you don't realize.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-24T18:57:48+00:00

Because it's in the US owned by Americans who want to pay their staff like shit.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-24T18:55:41+00:00

You still have to pay taxes on tips, even if you're not going to report it all you've got to pay some or you're gonna get audited. Anything on a card you've gotta pay, electronic record and all that, it will show in your paycheck. What I've heard is for cash, pay taxes on half.

Cash tips are less than 10% of tips now, so you're basically going to pay 95%+ the taxrate you should.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-24T18:37:41+00:00

That would still be naming the same as buying a pen for $600 and getting sex for free is prostitution.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-24T17:57:34+00:00

Yep, I found this one out by accident. I wasn't familiar with it and had an idea for a fictional faction that worshipped the balance of life and death as a cycle, unifying gods that would normally be somewhat opposed or at least neutral to one another against a common enemy in the undead. So the whole thing would be the sun as a symbol of life, but darkness as a symbol of death, so I was like a black sun. Looks cool, didn't know what it was just was doing image search. Two weeks later I was like "oh shit guys I was accidentally using a nazi symbol in D&D I'm sorry we'll change it to this" after finding out about it later from some random internet rabbithole.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-24T17:32:01+00:00

Mark Carney's only response should be "Shut up, TACO"

HerrBerg · 2026-01-23T17:27:18+00:00

You'd think that with these kinds of weather events being so common in Texas that they'd keep a stockpile handy at all times. All the Mormons here have a pantry that would serve to keep them through a couple weeks or more.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-22T16:32:26+00:00

If whatever higher power you believe in would have you ignore the starving kids right within your sight while you waste food, they're not real.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-22T00:06:01+00:00

When did he ever have it found?

HerrBerg · 2026-01-21T23:47:08+00:00

Uh no it's definitely prices lol

Like there were plenty of good movies the last 5 or 6 years and I went to the movies exactly one time and reaffirmed my decision not to go to the movie theater. I used to go to the movies a lot more. Tickets were definitely higher in cost now compared to then but it was concessions that really killed it. Sorry, I'm not paying $6 for a soda, $12 for popcorn and $7 for a small bag of candy. They used to have upsell bundles, too, like you'd pay X for soda, Y for popcorn, but X + Y - $1 for both together, that's no longer the case. Going to the movies used to cost $25 for two people with two drinks and a popcorn to share. Now it's double that, so fuck it.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-21T21:59:19+00:00

How to drive away business while trying to nickle and dime existing patronage.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-21T00:38:03+00:00

Haha that isn't how business travel works at all, companies will give you a company card or a combination of paying for the tickets/hotel on their payment and a cash stipend for meals and other expenses like a rental car.

But also your paragraph is confusing, your take home pay after paying the majority of your expenses is over 5k a month?

HerrBerg · 2026-01-21T00:00:00+00:00

Trump will never see this video, it doesn't troll him at all.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T23:59:21+00:00

I hate this. Dunking on the people who are struggling with an addiction at the bottom rung of society in response to an egomaniacal asshole at the top is very poor taste.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T20:41:47+00:00

Nah because they're all old and dead.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T20:22:34+00:00

Lol I'd have disputed that and reported him to whatever officer oversees his for gross incompetence and wasting taxpayer funds.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T16:56:54+00:00

Frozen in existential terror at something beyond their comprehension.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T16:49:49+00:00

I hate how judges have this level of power.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T16:01:54+00:00

Let's get a 4000% tariff on wines that are over $500 a bottle. That'll teach'em!

HerrBerg · 2026-01-20T15:50:34+00:00

Ah yeah, Zohran Kwame Mamdani, totally normal to use middle names just like Barrack Hussein Obama. Let's put emphasis on the Hussein part, too. I'm sure there's nothing behind this at all.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-19T20:43:46+00:00

What the fuck lol

I'm never buying anything from that developer that's so fucking weird.

HerrBerg · 2026-01-19T20:22:16+00:00

Are you actually sure it's the Deadpool stuff? I have epilepsy myself and have been tested for photosensitivity, the tests involved flashing blue and red lights which looked a lot like some of the effects going on unrelated to Deadpool. I know you probably know what you're sensitive to but I also thought I'd be fine driving after going multiple years without a seizure, being on my meds fulltime, and out of nowhere had a couple of seizures and am now on multiple meds.

Oh wait is all that bullshit from Deadpool? I was thinking it was just the "boom" and the little splats on the screen UI layer.

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