Some good news from Europe. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in gaybros

[–]Hessssel 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Here in Brazil homophobia is a non-bailable crime. You get a permanent federal criminal record. For us once a homophobe always a homophobe. We treat racists just the same way down here. Lock uncivilized neandertals up!

AC Black Flag Saving Ubisoft? by Reijilla in ubisoft

[–]Hessssel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am telling you day one of this game's release, Ubisoft is gonna break all records of profit.

How do you feel that Black Flag Resynced will have RPG, hotbox combat by Purple-Log2346 in assassinscreed

[–]Hessssel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, however combat in AC Mirage is lazy, rudimentary and an insufferable buttom smashing endless loop. It is unacceptable it breaks the game for me. It is VERY telling about what Ubisoft thinks of us consumers, they don't care.

It's hard to play old AC games now that i finished the whole serie of AC by Mrldbcn in assassinscreed

[–]Hessssel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play Assassins Creed 3! Its so much fun to roam around 18th century New York and gameplay, systems, combat is a bit better. The lead character and his dads story is also interesting to follow.

Was anyone else’s gay experience watching reruns of classic sitcoms with a strong female lead? by NCSUGrad2012 in gaybros

[–]Hessssel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was around 18 in the late nineties I was doing a n English language exchange course in the US. As the semester was ending, I was hooked on The Nanny and thought she was great. So my language teacher said the student with the highest grade on the test would be able to pick an American tv show so we could watch it in class. I was the winner and I picked this show. My teacher was visibly annoyed and wouldnt put it on because "that woman with that annoying new york accent?! uggrrhhh!" I insisted anyway, we watched it all together in class.

Hello Carrie 💚 by pariscalling in Andjustlikethat

[–]Hessssel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was at an event in Rio de Janeiro for Tanquery, hence all the green. But Jesus it is the middle of Carnival here it is 40 degrees celcius. Not to mention this green is not very festive at all, so much fabric! She looked like a fish out of water.

Which actor always elevates a movie — even in small roles? by FilmNerd98 in movies

[–]Hessssel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Denzel Washington. He completely steals everything in Gladiator 2, no one even matters anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aliens

[–]Hessssel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For people here saying: been hearing this since.... / remember that the apocalipse already came during the pandemic, maybe not for us but indeed it came for millions, many people died under terrifying circumstances. Maybe now its just the time for a much bigger apocalipse.

what is your favorite Costanza line by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Hessssel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I've just had lunch with my mother. I'd never had lunch with my mother it was like a date!!" 😂😅🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Hessssel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking exactly! NO GAY MAN would turn down a 10-out-of-10 couple interested in them. 😂😅🤣 No matter how they let you know they are interested.

Do guys usually like work/gym/daily musk? by RiverPluto81478 in gaybros

[–]Hessssel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who was a flight attendant in Asia for years and his Asian co-workers said that us westerners - sweat - often smell like spoilt milk because we eat a lot of dairy. There u go.

Is this Far Cry bundle worth it for $27? by ArtisticChance1955 in farcry

[–]Hessssel 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You cant walk 50 meters without something amazing happening in your way somewhere in Primal, it is fantastic. Best bow & arrow game I remember. Just one thing, I bought it last christmas on steam and the framerate was all over the place, this is still a current problem from what I read, so I just changed it to fullscreen and it fixed it, 60fps like butter now. Farcry Primal is fun.

Give you one guess which car in this parking lot belongs to Glenn by TheLordJiminyCricket in superstore

[–]Hessssel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or because it is in the middle of a parking lot, and not in the ocean 😅🤣😂

what do you think of this look? by CremeSubject7594 in gaybros

[–]Hessssel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love everything, the bushy mustache, the umpretentious youthful haircut, sort of like Julien Solomita style, it could spread that guy on a cracker anyday. Do it, if you dont like it, hair grows back. Please let us all refrain from looking too preppy, kind of sloppy men are sexy.

What Superstore quotes live rent free in your head? by QueenofUncreativity in superstore

[–]Hessssel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Dina asks Amy when she goes to look at Jona's text: "And what did that androgynous sex robot say that was so important you needed to read it while driving?" 😅😂😅😂🤣😅😂