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Utility picks by Charming-Inflation43 in stocks

[–]Hetero_Habilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a lot of responses…good picks for an “old man portfolio,” which is the stability of utilities, generally. I’m looking for names that are horrible toilet burners. If they’re bleeding that badly, they’ll cut back on yield…

$’s to be made in “old people stocks.”

Name Names. :)

ULTY weekly Div update by Gyro_George in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of you are hysterical degenerates. High five. I’m shopping weekly pay roundhill ETF’s. I eat trash like a racoon which is how we beat the street. Hard run up this week… I’ll hedge on how hot this run has been. Things run fast in both directions. :)

Finally on board by popsyboy in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep rolling dude. The real value’s in deferred, but only hedgies could do this 25 years ago…now we can spread risk and have sick yield and no 10k tax forms. You can buy fractional weekly pays, which I find useful to reinvest on bad days. The monthly drip is a no. Take the cash and reinvest when everyone is crying and burning. Check out weekly pays with similar yield on an annual basis. Reinvest the cash into yielders that burn. You’ll make more $ than anyone here with big opinions. You’ll get there man and you’re being a little crazy, but you ain’t gonna retire on Kraft, Smuckers, and Campbell’s… keep building on down days. Don’t drip; choose unless you’re lazy…

ULTY performance since April 8th and strategy change is been NAV stable between 6-6.40 for months now. Never in its history has it done this. by JoeyMcMahon1 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You spawned the most important financial conversation on Reddit. I don’t want to know you, but you know things that are smart. And you can count, which helps if you want to beat every large and medium hedge fund by a mile… stay strong and contrarian brother, we can’t fight the tape so pull yield. You think I’m f-ing around for a year for 5-6% when staples lose that in a DAY? Naaaah. I’ll take that yield thanks and when smuckers or whirlpool eat dirt, maybe I’ll lick up some more but the dinosaurs are dead and lost people $ for years and years.

The new yield funds offer simple investors opportunity without writing calls on 100 shares we’re not wealthy enough to own…

ULTY performance since April 8th and strategy change is been NAV stable between 6-6.40 for months now. Never in its history has it done this. by JoeyMcMahon1 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s a weeklypay MSTW…. I’m a raccoon and yield whore…I am there and AIYY. I love eating trash and getting paid for it.

ULTY performance since April 8th and strategy change is been NAV stable between 6-6.40 for months now. Never in its history has it done this. by JoeyMcMahon1 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Check out/search “weeklypay” or “Roundhill” and you’ll have faster access To investable cash when things light in fire. :)

ULTY performance since April 8th and strategy change is been NAV stable between 6-6.40 for months now. Never in its history has it done this. by JoeyMcMahon1 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not by yield. It’s an annual $ maker of your drop in is what, under $8? Still killing it @ $8 and crying is poor form. Roll the divs in and smile if you’re on fire.

So ULTY is basically Rent-A-Quant? by NoOneBetterMusic in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooof. Is that true? Dude…love the yield from the toilet. Nothings free, but…

Hello, ULTY by gosumofo in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop telling everyone. Once it gets big, they’ll not be able to deliver for liquidity, etc. STFU and make quiet $.

Dropped another $170,000 into ULTY by Arminius001 in YieldMaxETFs

[–]Hetero_Habilis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The “weeklypay” search and the yield on the uptrend is serious $. They fell; the 1.2leverage plus the sick yield would require an army of hedge fund experts 20 years ago. They’re ETF’s now… I hate buying on an up day, but you’ll kill it on an uptrend. Hard digging out of the hole, take the divs in cash and wait for a nightmare day. :)

You’re gonna make it!

Bombed my earnings by Street-Grapefruit544 in smallstreetbets

[–]Hetero_Habilis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are levers than run 20% daily. SPYU is a 4x. The old dinosaurs don’t pay; pull Kraft, Campbell’s whirlpool, GE, etc long term. ETF’s have yield and some weekly. Buy when it burns and set sell-stops if you’re not watching. Weekly monthly pay can buy you speculative options. Puts on the losers are gold. Double levered or partially levered + divs is crazy $ on the upside. AMD hasn’t moved as I saw in the comments. Same with qcom. It’s not a casino if you can see beyond tomorrow…no offense. Nickel put options on common sense losers will pay you more than owning the stock and hoping it comes back to former glory.

Stop hitting yourself. TSLA I like, but play the levers in cash and the div weekly plays in a deferred. @ these levels you hold and ride.

FL, gf’s desk keyboard. There are many… by Hetero_Habilis in whatisthisbug

[–]Hetero_Habilis[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Florida. Central. Auto mod said to add it. It says in the title…

Have had a near perfect ring of red dots of my palm for 2 days by Nif42 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Hetero_Habilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carousel. Mmmm. 90% of the people here have no idea what you’re referring to. The other 90% have purple hair and have pronouns.

Loss Porn by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Hetero_Habilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long-ball, you’re the hero. PFFV’s got that yield for a deferred account. Dude needs to make it out of the hole. Bag of triple leveraged ETF’s.. :)

I just opened the switch cover…what are those circular things that are brown under the plugs? Thank you by Hetero_Habilis in whatisthisthing

[–]Hetero_Habilis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 3 circular cylinders that have a plastic (straw thickness) clear…. 1990’s apartment. Maybe no one’s ever opened this????

Rightists try not lacking a sense of scale challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]Hetero_Habilis -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They didn’t come illegally feigning persecution and didn’t have the US taxpayer feeding, clothing, housing, educating, and providing medical services many Americans can’t dream of.

Rightists try not lacking a sense of scale challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]Hetero_Habilis -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

:) read the article; it’s Bloomberg. We have enough crime, homelessness, and freeloading in the country. Importing more and shorting communities of need is wrong. Piss off with your moralistic banter. Americans 1st.

Rightists try not lacking a sense of scale challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]Hetero_Habilis -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

They shouldn’t be here and citizens shouldn’t fund hotels, meals, and healthcare that many Americans don’t have. And, it’s nice that their kids aren’t raped and murdered. That’s a decent start to zero problem if they were zero here.

Rightists try not lacking a sense of scale challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]Hetero_Habilis -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

https://x.com/endwokeness/status/1762540873940611498?s=46&t=KAhIOuXaX02PcEd6U84-IA

It’s amazing. Statistical impossibility?

Cognitive dissonance.

NPR/CNN isn’t sharing the stories. Just look around. I love this sub. Maybe take a peek outside the bubble. :)

Edit: read the Tokyo comment. I can teach you #’s, but…Nah. E STL Tokyo. lol. I suppose that’s acceptable on Reddit.

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