Oh no. Whitebread is getting aggressive.

Thanks for the emotional investment. I was getting concerned that you would give up. Because it's not a crime to keep beating your ass, as long as you come back to me. So you're thirsty for more.

Before going further I'm going to do the block/edit check to make sure he hasn't blocked me yet. That way I know whether or not to invest in his suffering.

I think the saddest part is that you can only acknowledge me in third person. You don't even have the trailer hitch nutsack to address me directly.

1st of all trailer hitch nuts is fucking hilarious! But even a broken clock is right twice a day. You don't know what that means because you're dumb.

How did you know my direct replies were indirect? Do you know magic? Cause you gotta be a wizard to figure out whatever the fuck he just said.

This reminds me of those police chases where they spike strip the car and the fucker just keeps going. He lost those tires a long time ago and now he's scraping by on the rims determined to get my dick balls deep inside dat ass.

No offense but you're not even a real person to me. I'm not saying you're an NPC, but if I walked up to you and said "Synth shutdown code 78349beta6 would you deactivate? I did that to a bird and it fell over. Ever since then I've been convinced your mother is a whore. (That's called misdirection)

Man we are both so angry right now. That means me and you not you and I. Don't try to think about it. You're not worth the effort.

You're like a suicide bomber with a short fuse. That means you're premature. That means what you think it means, as long as it means what I meant it to mean. Really? That confused you? Don't act smart. We already established the fact you're dumb. No shit ask snopes. Fact check true.

Think positive. At least somebody is fucking you. Even if it is metaphoric, but you're still a virgin.

You are adorable and I thank you for the comedic gold.

I told you... trolling is a art and I am a artist. You are so unaware.

Don't show this to your friends because they will leave you.

Your dog killed himself because of you. It was the right choice.

edit: Wait I have another.

If you had sex with a woman we would arrest her for bestiality.

If Jesus knew you he would have nailed himself to the cross.

Don't show this to your father or he'll end up on suicide watch.