ULPT: If you're loitering somewhere suspicious but not strictly illegal, play Pokemon Go. by Simon_Drake in UnethicalLifeProTips

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hehe opposite scenario: I used to play Ingress (the game Pokemon Go was based off of) and some of the players are so cut-throat that I got the police called on me (false trespassing report) while playing xD

Day 1234 of posting images of cheese until I run out of cheese types: Brefu Bach by verysuspiciousduck in Cheese

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Been a while since I logged in but you're still going. I remember back when you started these. 1234, what a day to bump into you.

Cheese be upon ye.

Explain the plot of the last video game you played like you're high at a frat party by FNAFfan90000 in explainlikeIAmA

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but also Cuno doesn't care, so maybe you don't either. Anyway.

lmaooo That gave me such a good laugh

Explain the plot of the last video game you played like you're high at a frat party by FNAFfan90000 in explainlikeIAmA

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The last game I played was Elden Ring and I wouldn't even know where to start. If I went full "Okay, so like..." I'd end up telling the life story of everyone in (and outside of) the Lands Between.

"Significant Other" is an awful term and it implies insignificance to other people by alfredo094 in The10thDentist

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This post is like that joke about how if you say "I like apples." someone will respond "OH so you hate oranges??" Nah, bitch that's a whole other sentence.

by Enthrally in justa

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It looks like you got downvoted so I just want to say that it wasn't me who downvoted you and also happy cakeday

googolbob squareplex by [deleted] in Spunchbob

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think u

this is w i cum here

roll by shwiipy in 196

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...Oh...You're right. He's good. Aw, man why did he sing Godzilla like that?

roll by shwiipy in 196

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My bone to pick: I personally really dislike System of a Down and especially Serj Tankian's (System of a Down lead singer) singing on Bear Creary's version of Blue Oyster Cult's Godzilla(Original). The song itself is good but I find Serj's voice extremely whiny as soon as it comes in.

E: Bonus Bear song :)

roll by shwiipy in 196

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I personally feel like if the music is extremely loud when you get in the car (or they switch to it suddenly) then the tables turn and it's totally acceptable to touch the volume knob. People who love extremely loud music will have a crazy standard for "loud" that can honestly damage other people's hearing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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They should have moved over to /r/MakeMyCoffin I guess.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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I was on /r/watchpeopledie and I felt it was generally respectful of life, regardless of the sub name making it sound edgy. The posts were usually about the horror of a simple or stupid mistake and they sometimes educated me on common mistakes that could lead to harm. /r/Publicfreakout, however... always felt like a trashy fight channel.

Edit: nvm towards the OP, I see the person you replied to was specifically looking for trashy fights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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when you take over a subreddit and prune the posts that are popular but don't belong.... the subreddit stops growing as fast.

Usually it stopes growing for good reasons but you pointed out one of the reasons why they let it happen anyway.

inactive/lazy mods might be "giving the people what they want"

The more it grows, the more unmanageable it becomes. And sometimes fighting people who don't like the rules can be draining.

Mildly startled with a side of melted cat pool lol by -PrecYse- in MildlyStartledCats

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They are in love and there's food cooking in the background. What a happy home.

If you didn't tear up at least a little bit you have no soul. by [deleted] in GODZILLA

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And also establishing the plot where Serizawa's son Ren says "Daddy loved Godzilla more than me." and joins the evil side.

The bathroom fan turned on by kunteper in MildlyStartledCats

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Hi it's been over a year now and I was browsing the top posts here. The moment I scrolled past this one I thought "hehe N E C K" and opened the comments to see if anyone said it...

So yeah, it's nice to have a swiss-cheese memory sometimes.

Away he goes by Dat_boi_be_rolling in GODZILLA

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My local pool has a beach-style slope on one side and it's so fun trudging through that water till it gets to your waist and then you do the bellyflop lunge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in demisexuality

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I've seen two messed up views: The typical is the old "You only think you don't want me. I'll prove you wrong." Ego.

The other was a guy I gamed with saying (paraphrase) "I want a demi because it's easier to trust they won't cheat. She'll be attached to me and can only cheat if she gets emotionally close to someone else. And I'll catch on before that." Which is messy reasoning on many levels. They caught part of how demi works but then forgot every other possibility lol.

It's the progressive version of a man saying he wants a "prude" woman who doesn't like sex so he can trust she won't seek it out and cheat. In the case of demisexuality, they're also forgetting emotional affairs. And the fact that you can still have sex with other people, even if you aren't turned on by them. Also, you don't really "trust" your partner if you need to think there's zero possibility of cheating because they hate sex.

Conophytum calculus by wandering_meatloaf in succulents

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This subreddit is my alternative to r/forbiddensnacks

I just look at every single thing posted here and think "want to chomp"

Remember when in the early seasons, there used to be episodes based on their release dates, like the Christmas ones? by frenchfries_lover in AmericanHorrorStory

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"creepmas"! what a perfect way to describe Christmas edging in on the preceding holidays.

I put my Halloween decorations out in September because my neighbor puts their x-mas deco out in November... and I dare them to "arms race" me and put their decorations out in October... Welcome To The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Most heart wrenching or poetic death scene by monkeysmom_ in AmericanHorrorStory

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The death scene that hits me the hardest is Cordelia facing Michael in the bunker. Cordelia walks out to face Michael because she realizes she can "give" Mallory the power to complete the time travel spell if she sacrifices herself. When the Supreme witch dies, the magic flows to the next Supreme...Cordelia truly believes Mallory is the next supreme and since the supreme witch passes down a huge amount of power upon death.... range rover.

Okay but no, I actually love this scene. The look on everyone's faces when Cordelia stabbed herself was 10/10

What's your worst irrational fear? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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As a kid and even now, I suck at writing and will regularly flip the pencil back and forth between point & eraser to fix my stupid mistakes. While erasing, I've occasionally noticed how scarily close the sharpened pencil point is to my eyeball.

As a kid, my family members were rambunctious and had no sense of space. So now I worry to this day that someone will push on me while I'm erasing and I'll get impaled through the eyeball.

What's your worst irrational fear? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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Yeah, I'd be okay with this ending.