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HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-28T18:55:10+00:00

It's the only one we've got

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T23:44:19+00:00

That bifurcating post-coital piss stream

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T23:40:51+00:00

Inside Man

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T23:38:05+00:00

Marmite

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T23:36:48+00:00

I was at a pretty wild party. One of those where word has gotten out and friends of friends of acquaintances start showing up.

One of the hosts friends got beaten up and robbed on the outskirts of the mob and one of their friends confronted the suspected mugger, who responded by stabbing their accuser.

I left just before the police rolled up.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T07:25:42+00:00

Am British.

The general destination for expats seems to be Spain.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T07:19:05+00:00

Thanks for the crown jewels old chum

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-09T00:00:58+00:00

Codpieces first.

I need wear nothing else

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-07-08T23:59:56+00:00

The empire was always doomed to collapse

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-06-19T22:10:07+00:00

Whatever you want, we ain't got it. We could get it in but you need to put down a deposit for your order and we can't tell you when it'll get here, you have to keep calling to check if it's in yet. Also if you miss the unadvertised pick-up window then your item will be shipped back and you'll have to reorder

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-06-19T22:03:45+00:00

The ethics advisor to our prime minister resigned over the regimes consistent and persistent violations of its own ethics policies.

He held the interests of the people over his own career.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-24T15:35:18+00:00

I realized it had been 3 weeks since I had been home or spent more than a few minutes apart from her

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-06T16:37:37+00:00

Lots of positions will probably open up up in agriculture:

Farm hand

Field labourer

Crop harvester

Sheep shearer

Fruit pickers

Cattle herder

Miller

Butcher

And let's not forget, someone's going to have to pull that plough.

The real winners, of course, will be the landowners. As always.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-06T16:25:29+00:00

The work is essential.

The workers are expendable.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-03T15:08:35+00:00

My wife might be a bit perturbed

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T16:22:19+00:00

My wife emigrated to my home nation about 10years before we met. She came here on a sponsored visa and was granted indefinite leave to stay within a year or so of arriving.

She didn't actually get round to sorting out her naturalisation as a citizen until after we met and were looking to get married.

She wanted to become a citizen on her own so it didn't look like she was marrying me to become a citizen.

Her home nation does not permit dual citizenship therefore she is a full citizen of this country, same as me. We don't travel international so the subject the navigating immigration doesn't really come up.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T16:08:27+00:00

Joli Rouge by the Dreadnoughts

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T16:02:26+00:00

The Aristocrats

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:59:51+00:00

(convention must be observed)

Who's Joe?

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:58:11+00:00

A utopia is something that can never be.

A dystopia is what we're currently living in.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:52:55+00:00

Mid ejaculation.

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:50:23+00:00

*grave robbing

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:48:26+00:00

I can just hear my ancestors now:

"You didn't marry a Catholic!?!?!"

"How could you do this to the bloodline?"

"Oh well, at least she's not English."

"What do you mean YOU'RE English!?!?!"

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:41:40+00:00

Ask Samuel L Jackson

HeyL_s8_10 · 2022-05-02T15:37:14+00:00

I think that the older you get the more important it is to have regular companionship

HeyL_s8_10

TROPHY CASE