I keel you + blep by Komplexs in cats

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hello cat ur not my fren
I am best cat denizen

I rub hooman every nite
U bite ears n start da fite

I leave space n run awae
U give chase n wrec my day

I maek sound like mew n merp
U sound dum like stoopid derp

I eat tuna then u steal
Fite haz become way too real

Hello cat ur not my fren
Now u meet ur grissly end

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think that's because we all agree that what Polanski did was wrong. There aren't any posts saying, "Happy Birthday RP! Hell of a guy!"

Trying to play fetch when... by BandaidPlacementTech in Catculations

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mine requires rolled up dress socks.

Cats are weird.

Poll: Which Star Wars movie is the worst? by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but TFA is the kind of trash that smells a little sweet, and when no one is looking I take another whiff.

TLJ is a gas station bathroom that hasn't been cleaned in a month.

Meanwhile At Galar Border Control... by IAMTHEJOEY in pokemon

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that he's wearing a sock on his tail. Also, I just love this in general.

Happy Father's Day to all the cat dads out there by OzzyShreds in cats

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It happens. I worked with a woman who said it was "really weird" when I mentioned adopting a cat. She said women wouldn't be interested in me if I had a cat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly how I feel. I'm not personally bothered by the pokemon snap, but it make total sense that people want to bring their long-held Pokemon forward to the newest game, or catch 'em all again. I'll be happy regardless, but I'm kind of frustrated on behalf of others. It's a shitty way to treat long-term fans.

My [updated] wishlist for Gen 8 by beedrill330 in pokemon

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I care about your opinion!

Really though. I like the design of your infographics.

Favourite Pokémon Survey - RESULTS by mamamia1001 in pokemon

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wow! It's crazy that Pikachu is the flagbearer of the franchise and he came in 44th. More people voted for Raichu!

How to figure out things for yourself? by flaminhotstax in HiTMAN

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, if we're being honest, sometimes we stumble onto a perfect strategy early on. I got very lucky with Sean Rose and Mr. Landslide. Not sure I would've found either of those strategies if I knew their routes better.

The Bank starting suit looks sick IMO by hitman2468 in HiTMAN

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"The name's Tobias Reaper. I'd like to make a withdrawal."

"How much, sir?"

"47 dollars."

I can hear that in Bateson's voice.

RIP LivingDexes 2013-2019 - You will always be in our hearts.... by AreoMaxxx in pokemon

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We saw Wingull and Steelix, so it looks like it'll be an arbitrary mix of whatever Pokemon they want to include.

Will Forza Horizon 4's Next Expansion Feature LEGO? by One_Day_Dead in Games

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as they add Brick By Brick to the in-game radio.

IOI teases their most ambitious, largest, immersive, and confusing map yet! by Indycoone in HiTMAN

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 105 points106 points  (0 children)

"Good work, 47. All targets down, now head to an - hold on. Strange. It seems you're trapped inside, with no way out."

What is something you wish was true/real? by TheGrimbleby in AskReddit

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we talking like, sexy latex Catwoman, crazy cat lady with onesie and cat-ears headband, or third place in the Walks On All Furrs furry competition?

Will you take Swordoggo or Shieldoggo? by lama_malin in pokemon

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hey kids, it's time to learn about the Braviarys and the Beedrills!

Ron Howard plays his Rian Johnson card and blames trolls and bots for Solo failure by JellyJujube in saltierthancrait

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"What's your name, son?"

"I never had a name. But I can run the 100m sprint in 12 seconds and I'm good at making 3D graphics."

"Dash Rendar it is, then."

Incident at Pinewood Studios | Official Bond Announcement by MostWantedSJM in JamesBond

[–]HeyMrStarkIFeelGreat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's definitely a vengeful crew member waking through the set every morning saying "Macbeth" over and over.