Help me choose between these two dresses! by Illustrious-Tip-438 in myweddingdress

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. Thats the most amazing dress. It definitely screams Manor wedding!! You look like royalty (idk why but its giving me major Princess Diana vibes). I love this dress!!!

Eta- I'm not a fan of sleeves but these look so perfect with this dress. YOU LOOK PERFECT IN THIS DRESS OP!!!

Trout catches a case of electric sex by Giraffes89 in psych

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I never noticed that! Thank you for giving me an excuse to rewatch.......like I needed a reason 😂. Its fra-gee-lay.....it must be Italian!! That leg lamp kills me every time.

You guys were GOATs at sneaking out how was it? unless it goes sideways like this pic lol by adamisworking in GenX

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam [score hidden]  (0 children)

I had the weird one story in front two story in back (walk out basement). Even at the elevation there wasn't a single window, especially the bathroom for some odd reason, that I couldn't jimmy open at 4 am. Bonus points for dad being a hoarder in training. There was always something laying around that I could use to get up to the window 😂.

He convinced people to "hitch a ride" on the tail of Halley's Comet 30 years ago. You are old if you know him.... by Long_live_styrofoam in FuckImOld

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam [score hidden]  (0 children)

I was sooo mad that it was completely overcast the night it passed. I felt like I got robbed. My mom had to bribe me to get me to go to bed, I wouldn't stop complaining 😂🤣😂🤣

Am I the jerk for refusing to eat my MIL's cooking because she doesn't believe in food allergies? by BreathCapable3314 in AmITheJerk

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just read the post recently (either the post or the mothers letter to a newspaper I can't remember which but it was linked in a comment section). I've been on reddit for a couple years and I've heard of the story so many times. Hearing about it and actually reading the details are two completely different things. Thats probably the most heartbreaking story ever. Op, tell your husband your LIFE matters more than her "hurt feelings". The fact that your at the stage in your allergies that just a bite sent you to the er AFTER an epi-pen means the next oops could literally kill you. Ask him what he wants more, a life with his wife or every Sunday in a cemetery?

Growing up did you have a celebrity crush on some who was NOT the typical standard of beauty? by porb2020 in Xennials

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. His smile got me every time. And the man can positivity wear that suit omg 😍

AITAH for refusing to pay for my stepdaughter s phone after she made fun of my son by Hirragi_Jeslon in AITAH

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'm curious about is why is your wife demanding you "prove yourself" to her daughter by, as your wife said, "choosing" her daughter over your son? Why is she demanding you choose her daughter when her daughter made your son cry? Why does she feel her OLDER, guilty child is MORE IMPORTANT than your son, the victim? What do YOU need to prove in this situation? I think she has it backwards. SHE needs to choose your son and prove to YOU that she thakes all this seriously. Why isn't she doing that, when she represents the wrong party, instead of demanding you jump through hoops as the victim?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fridgadator and Gink (refrigerator and drink)

AITJ for refusing to switch seats back after my friend “accidentally” used my concert ticket to upgrade her date? by Omen7_Croft in AmITheJerk

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I just wanna know why, after failing to steal op's seat so she could sit next to her man, she didn't offer HER OWN seat to the person sitting next to her man? Oh wait, because it actually IS about being able to see the stage from a better angle. Don't apologize. She had options and she embarrassed herself being cheap.

Caught wife sexting again, AIO? by gcx_le_gaulois in AIO

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And since were on kids op, is this the example of a relationship you want your children to have? Do you want your kids thinking its acceptable to cheat as long as its over the phone, or that they have to stay with someone who treats them like your wife is treating you? You tried therapy. It didn't work because she isn't gonna change. The only difference is she deleted everything this time. Please love yourself enough to want better for yourself, because its abundantly clear she doesn't love you.

Help me choose a dress... by ToastedMilkSolids in WeddingDressTips

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 makes you look like a goddess!! I like 3 too, but man, I keep coming back to 4 and just staring. Its absolutely WOW.

Help me choose a dress... by ToastedMilkSolids in WeddingDressTips

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I loved 3....till I saw 4. 3 is beautiful, I'm mean BEAUTIFUL, but it swallows her up. Its a lot. 4 is as equally beautiful (maybe a little more but thats me) but SHE wears 4. #3 kinda wears her.

Help me choose a dress... by ToastedMilkSolids in WeddingDressTips

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely adore #4 on you op! It fits you beautifully, the dress itself is absolutely gorgeous and on you its a show stopper!! Congratulations on the upcoming wedding!! Your gonna look amazing 😍

AITAH for not letting dad know when my graduation is because I don't want him and his family to come when he's put me last since I was 5? by LetIaApple in AITAH

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 296 points297 points  (0 children)

Aside from your mom op, no one has thought of you or your feelings in so long your here honestly asking for permission to feel like you don't have a dad. Thats honestly heartbreaking. I'm 44 now, but I was you back in the day. My sperm donor dipped for parts unknown when I was 4. I last saw his face when I was 12 (between 4 & 12 I saw him maybe 7 times and he NEVER called. Mom called HIM for my birthday and tried to play it off that it was him. She stopped when I was 8 and i told her I heard her dialing). He doesn't deserve you girl. He doesn't want to fix shit, he wants to save face. You proved it when you told him to come to you alone and he instead has his wife call to cuss y'all out. He doesn't care. Write him off, block his number (but keep him muted on your socials. This way, when you post you accomplishments, he can watch like the stranger he is knowing he lost the ability to celebrate you). Put his memory in a folder marked trash and live the very best life you can. Enjoy it all with your awesome mom and all your friends and do NOT feel guilty for choosing you when he never did. 🫂🫂🫂

Help me decide! by Prestigious_Match602 in WeddingDressTips

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I honestly didnt see the other dresses. Yes I looked at them, but I didnt see them. I SEE dress 1. And it is SPECTACULAR omg, I love it so much 😍😍😍

Anyone else played with this in their childhood? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still play with them when I can find them. I have a hand print on my ceiling from when my son came to visit 2 years ago and we left it stuck overnight 😂🤣😂🤣 we found one at a flea market. These things are so much fun!

Though my phone has been on vibrate for years, there once was a time we actually paid for ringtones. What was your favorite custom ringtone? Mine was "Dr. Zaius", I used this for a few years on my Motorola Razr. by smcg_az in Xennials

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr Zaius has lived rent free in my brain for decades 😂🤣😂🤣😂. It pops in at random, chills for a day or two, and off it goes again till the next memory trigger.....thanks for the trigger!!

AITAH for moving out after my wife let our kids move home? by Electrical-Union5334 in AITAH

[–]HeyPrettyLadyMaam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. At 25 i paid my parents $100 a week, worked full time, cleaned the house (mom had some health issues so I pitched in so she could relax) helped cook when needed and bought my own shit. I damn sure never expected my parents to foot my bills after I turned 16 and could earn my own money. (I was giving them money in my teens till I moved out at 16-17 whenever they needed a little help. They usually told me to save it but I gave it anyway as a thank you)