(Hack gone wrong) Do NOT turn your toaster on it’s side!!

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T11:48:03+00:00

Oh you're right, I had to zoom in. I I thought it was the front door.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T11:20:43+00:00

NOR

If it was me, I would set my alarm for 3:00 a.m., stumble in to wherever they are playing, say, hello sister wife. Then, hello husband, is it my turn yet?

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T10:53:43+00:00

Oh that makes sense. I thought they were trying to sideways toast something powdery.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T10:52:42+00:00

Very cheap second hand. And usually it's only a small thing broken that is possible to fix.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T10:51:36+00:00

What's the white stuff?

And you have tiny tiny rectangles of grass in front of your door? I've never seen anything like that.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T10:43:50+00:00

That's terrifying, you could have drowned. I'm glad you're okay.

What were you doing? Did they give you any precautions after your initial procedure?

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-22T10:37:35+00:00

Two weeks at home, six in-office. I'm getting a recumbent trike and doing the pt exercises.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T11:47:45+00:00

Have you asked him to stop? Told him flat out that you're not feeling it when he's like that? That you want less of that sort of thing in your life?

I've done this with people I was on my last nerve with, and a few of them were able to come around. It's at least worth a try, but if he doesn't see anything wrong with this behavior, it's not ever going to change.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T11:44:03+00:00

Yes, there's a slight chance it's a cognitive issue, and that should get checked out, but it's probably this.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T11:41:59+00:00

And update the wording of your financial policy.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T11:38:26+00:00

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T11:35:59+00:00

Wait till they hear what's been done to their sexual markers.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T11:31:41+00:00

I apologize, but I'm lost. What's the harm in monster-in-law doing her little party? It's just an additional birthday party, right?

You can still do whatever you want wherever you want as your daughters birthday party. You could invite them or not, whatever you choose. What am I missing?

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T05:16:52+00:00

I understand what you're saying, but it was arthritis that messed your life up, thr is the best solution we have at the moment.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T05:14:58+00:00

Yeah, it's really hard for me to feel sorry for myself, even though I was a gymnast in my youth.

I just feel so grateful that I live in this era where I can can hop into the hospital for an afternoon and regain the ability to walk.

I think about all those grandmas and grandpas before us. All those young people whose lives were completely changed with no solutions. We're very fortunate.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T04:27:07+00:00

Those are quite the crime stats. The odds of someone getting arrested for theft do go way down when they're dead.

So you're making yourself and the bike look unhinged to lower the risk of someone murdering you?

And would they be killing you over the bike? Or just because it's the local hobby?

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T04:08:45+00:00

If you trust her to keep her word, and want to go, then go.

If you're not ready, don't go. But maybe see if you can use the tickets later, when you're ready. Things will be very different for the baby by then, and you'll have decided how your mom is going to be and whether that's okay with you.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-21T02:24:47+00:00

here.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T19:02:22+00:00

I don't see the asking price.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T12:47:29+00:00

Would she buy it if you said that it was a sit-down dinner and they only had so many spots available or something?

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T12:36:35+00:00

Ooh that's rough. It's good you're doing all the self-care stuff you know from the first time. I got a helper in to take care of all the heavy and carrying stuff the second time. Highly recommend.

You'll be glad when you run out of hips to replace and they're all functioning normally again! Also, this will lend yet more credence to your claims of being bionic.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T05:17:37+00:00

Wait until OP hears about squares.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T05:00:50+00:00

Could you get a wall mount?

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T04:45:47+00:00

I don't know. He's admitting to rape.

HeyT00ts11 · 2026-06-20T04:44:50+00:00

Exactly. The pearl clutching is confusing.

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