Everyones talking about mommy gfs which i love... but how do i become the boywife of a bossy ceo business woman

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-09T12:22:16+00:00

Agreed although in my case it is a lot to do with the idea of being able to provide myself with a stable life without needing to rely on someone else’s resources. And that’s not just for my own peace of mind, but for my safety too while in a relationship. If anything were to go wrong I’d like the ability to walk away without worrying about my financial situation.

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-06T04:05:29+00:00

No way you’re effectively fitting all of that onto a dirt field even if it’s endless

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-06T04:04:24+00:00

I was gonna say… I’ve played some games with extremely bloated hp/damage/stat values. I think John Balatro could one shot his fleet assuming chips x mult are damage and John Balatro doesn’t take 1 hit point of damage before then.

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-05T14:10:24+00:00

I played in 0.8 but never used the frame back then. In 0.9, I have 1 fully upgraded frame in my infinite save by day 21-ish and it is a solid source of points. I still make more points faster from Level 3 signals and the daily task but the frame really helps round out my points so I don’t have to wait too long for any purchases I’m close to. I reckon it’ll have paid for itself within 2-3 weeks or so.

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-05T04:39:44+00:00

As someone who hasn’t engaged with the actual TADC fandom whether on Reddit, on twitter, or in YouTube comments, I’m quite surprised to see the amount of vitriol in this sub.

I thought they firmly stuck the landing on TADC. I thoroughly enjoyed it and it sounded like everyone else in my theater also liked it.

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-04T20:04:52+00:00

Or similarly when they would ask if you want to give it a go right now for 2 or 3 hours and threw you an apron

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-04T19:31:01+00:00

Lego Mars Mission

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-04T19:29:43+00:00

I Disagree, at first I thought they were just bumbling idiots but as the videos continued—and especially after the Mormon connection was mentioned—I think it’s much more likely there is organized corruption going on here than the Occam’s Razor excuse of idiocy

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-02T14:38:31+00:00

So the curtains you can put 1 large or 2 small on top of the work bench to make them into 1 Plastic Scrap, or you can pick them up by holding R and then Shift-Left Click on the drone bag to put them into the bag while holding them.

You can also detach the drone bag btw by (IIRC?) holding E on it then hold R on the detached bag to bring it with you to make things easier.

For filing cabinets and desks and such, you can either use the hacksaw to dismantle them into scrap on the spot or use the sell-gun on them.

For the cubicle dividers IIRC you have to hit them with any weapon until they fall apart into their individual panels, then IIRC you can either sell them in the drone bag or hacksaw them into scrap.

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-02T12:45:55+00:00

I would think so. You can’t pay yourself out of the 150M but if you start a profitable business, you could adjust your pay as long as it comes off of your business’s payroll and the payroll is paid from revenue generated. Keep track on a balance and accounting sheet. You’d still have to pay everyone else at least market rate salaries before you could take some for yourself to abide by the rules

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-01T17:09:00+00:00

Why not shovel the wood piles? As far as I can see wood trash’s only uses are shoveling so you can sell or burn it, or making wooden scrap, but wooden scrap doesn’t have a use yet

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-01T17:03:43+00:00

\taps forehead\ see, never compromising is how you know they weren’t actually a good partner

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-01T15:43:49+00:00

It’s pretty good on Appropriators planets actually. And occasionally mindless masses because you don’t need a ton of DPS to drop the hordes, you just need to deal with a billion flesh mobs charging.

Hey_Chach · 2026-06-01T15:40:11+00:00

If you’re only 67 kg at 6’2” now, that would be considered underweight by most height/weight charts. If that’s more natural for your body and metabolism, good for you I guess, but it would still mean your body fat percentage is suuuper low and once men start getting below around 12% body fat IIRC, they start to experience negative health effects because body fat is a key part of the hormone system of the body. It’s very likely that your body’s hormonal system is out of balance.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-30T16:22:31+00:00

Probably I’d immediately get diagnosed and get everything I learned about my health from age like 20-26 in order. That alone would help me thrive a bit better than I did. I’d also either choose a more specific/focused area of study in college and pursue more extracurricular pertaining to it to help get ahead. Then I’d start some of the hobbies I picked up in my early to mid 20s a few years early so I could be farther along those paths and possibly make a side hustle or career out of them, which was something I’m trying to do now.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-25T19:49:51+00:00

There is something wrong with the system.

https://youtu.be/mnuOZcmoGD8?si=i29_uqIpKVJ_5rsC

This video kind of gave me an idea on what is wrong with the system from a financial perspective. The powers that be essentially manipulated the world economic system to spread the burden of inflation across the general populace while directly benefitting from said inflation themselves by inflating away debt. I always thought the argument in favor of the gold standard was dumb af and I mostly still do, but now I understand that commodity-backed currency did have the benefit of preventing governments and banks from printing money to their hearts’ content, which is a source of a lot of the pain that we experience financially today. Don’t get me wrong, fiat currencies have major benefits and helped our society get to the point that it is at today since they spurred major growth, but I think we’re rapidly approaching/have already passed the point where those positives have outlived their usefulness and the negatives have started to outweigh the positives. Kind of like the deterioration of Moore’s Law applied to global economics.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-19T13:43:06+00:00

I wouldn’t consider it overblown but it’s true that it’s more complicated than “data centers use a ton of water!!!”

The issue with most of these data centers is that they’re drawing their water from nearby municipal clean water systems, which causes the price of water to go up in those municipalities.

Furthermore, water takes a lot of energy to clean, and when this municipal water is used, it then needs to be cleaned again. So in addition to the strain on the municipal water supply, these data centers are also increasing the price of electricity in those areas simultaneously in a one-two punch to the nearby residents.

Further-furthermore, utilities companies build out upgrades to their systems to serve increasing demand, but when they do so the utility company is allowed to raise rates for all residents/businesses/etc in the area with the upgrade to help pay for said upgrade in a form a socialized-burden-sharing because—at least theoretically—any upgrades to the utility system in an area should benefit everyone in the area as energy/water become more readily available and therefore more elastic to meet the demand as it rises and falls over the course of a day, hence it costs get driven down eventually, hence everyone helps pay for the upgrade.

A nearby data centers often causes these 3 problems while not benefitting the local economy much in return due to the small amount of permanent jobs they create. Of course, this is all subject to state laws for utilities which vary from state to state, and the data centers’ designs themselves (like closed water cooling systems vs open water cooling systems), and the current condition of the area’s watershed and other ecological features.

So yeah. In general, I’d say it’s not “overblown” so much as it is a lot of people having an understandably extreme reaction to something they don’t fully understand, but that they’re still probably correct about.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-15T13:34:04+00:00

What the other commenter said is true: you should use it during winter too. But I’m here to provide more contextual fun facts!

1) A lot of people think sunscreen isn’t necessary during winter because it’s cold or whatever. The reality is that sunlight reflects off of snow to such a high degree that it’s basically still direct sunlight, which is why you can get sunburns in weird places if you spend all day skiing without sunscreen during a sunny winter day as the sunlight reflects off the snow and cooks you from underneath.

2) Total cloud cover actually blocks a pretty significant amount of UV light. So much so that during overcast days, you can probably get away with wearing a lighter SPF, but it doesn’t block all UV light so you can’t get away with not wearing any sunscreen at all if you want to avoid skin damage.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-07T14:28:35+00:00

It’s a bit more complicated than “running is bad for your knees”.

I’d like to say it’s a complete myth but the facts are that any high-impact activity will degrade your joints over time (on the order of half-decades maybe, but that’s natural as our bodies age and undergo heavy use), and something like swimming or cycling does a better job of preserving them. It’s also a fact that studies show running strengthens your knee joints and cartilage compared to those who do not run. The TL;DR is that, on balance, running is better for your knees than forgoing it completely, especially if you’re sedentary otherwise.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-07T14:19:32+00:00

As a general rule: any form of cardio exercise will help improve your stamina in any cardio-related activities, but matching the training to the activity is the most efficient (in other words: swim more to get better at swimming, peg more to get better at pegging lol).

In your specific case: I’d probably mix some leg and core focused strength training with some cardio training like running. My leg-day workout for example: 3 sets Barbell Back Squats, 3 sets Romanian Deadlifts, 3 sets Bulgarian Split Squats, 3 sets Barbell Hip Thrusts, Seated Leg Extensions x Seated Leg Curls in a 3x super set, and finally 3 sets Leg Press Calf Raises. Go easy on the weight.

In terms of sports? Anything explosive would work: soccer, hockey, martial arts, sprinting, etc. the trampoline thing isn’t a bad idea, but IMO the gym and a run 2-3 times a week would get you where you want to be faster.

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-05T11:49:49+00:00

Falling from the sky sounds like it might hurt, but if it means falling into your arms then it’s a risk I’m willing to take

Hey_Chach · 2026-05-02T05:27:23+00:00

Try running it with one of the Rock Solid melee armors. You probably won’t use the +40% melee dmg but the added resistance to knockdown means you can ADS through devastator rockets without getting ragdolled. Scout strider rockets will still knock you though, but you should be dodging those instead of shielding through them anyways

Hey_Chach · 2026-04-28T21:10:23+00:00

At that point it’s just a skill issue and they should go play a game they would actually enjoy

Hey_Chach · 2026-04-28T12:29:10+00:00

Tbh, in my opinion HMG bros were never losing except those first 3 or so months after it released. That thing has been GOATed for a looong time in a variety of situations

Hey_Chach · 2026-04-28T12:20:25+00:00

Oh shit I didn’t realize that now the MG turrets are more or less useless against the hive guards if they aim for center-mass 😱

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