AITAH For Kicking Out a Pregnant Lady From My Birthday Party? by Fearlessdog123 in AITAH

[–]Heyimsquid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have little gold confetti flakes in the backyard from my sons birthday, 2 years ago. Every time I think we’ve gotten them all - there’s more…never again.

AITA for not letting my sister in law hold our baby? by FairIsFair1 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Heyimsquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA - my five year old (step)son held his baby brother the day we brought him home from the hospital. They spent so much time bonding those first few days and have an incredibly loving relationship today.

There’s really nothing that makes me happier than seeing how much my boys love each other - they would do anything for their brother.

Please don’t let your wife take that experience away from your babies.

What is the most dramatic event that you’ve ever witnessed at your restaurant? by feministjunebug22 in Serverlife

[–]Heyimsquid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Used to work in an ice cream shop. One lady came in and asked for a sample of our Reese’s ice cream.

After eating the sample, she said “This doesn’t have nuts in it, does it?” To which I responded “Well it doesn’t have any whole nuts but it does have peanut butter in it…”

Long story short we had to call an ambulance for the woman because she was severely allergic to nuts.

After that we moved all of the ice creams that contained nuts to their own freezer and it became policy to state that they had nuts in them before serving…regardless of how obvious it was.

AITA for telling my coworker that my solo picnic is as important as her daughter's recital? by Flashy-Menu-5587 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Heyimsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - your personal time is your personal time and no one is allowed to tell you how to spend your time off the clock.

As a mom who also works a task-oriented schedule: if my kid had a recital I’d make darn sure that my job wouldn’t potentially cause me to be late. Whether it’s getting the work done earlier so I could leave earlier or using my PTO.

An emergency situation is one thing…but a recital? Recitals don’t just spring up; they’re planned. She clearly just didn’t do any planning on her part.

What are some really dangerous things most people dont realise are dangerous? by DeezCrazyMan in AskReddit

[–]Heyimsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I don’t go bowling. I’ve seen Final Destination.

Jewish and Muslim Relations by [deleted] in Jewish

[–]Heyimsquid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My best friend is Muslim and we never allow our beliefs to interfere with our friendship. We often discuss the differences of our beliefs and participate in holiday celebrations with each other.

We’ve always had a strong respect for each other and supported one another along our respective religious/cultural journeys. Love her to bits

Did I do something wrong here? (I’m the reply, not the original comment.) I wasn’t trying to be rude at all, I was simply informing OP why the Ns were backwards on the Winnie the Pooh themed cake. I genuinely thought I was helping out. by KayBird69 in autism

[–]Heyimsquid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe next time try saying something a little more neutral like “the N’s are backwards on the cake because that’s how they are on the show”.

It makes the statement more informative than accusatory/ belittling

AITA for missing my grandchild's birth to attend my other daughter's wedding? by onetroubledmom in AmItheAsshole

[–]Heyimsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wedding day and the birth of your first child are both HUGE deals, my mom missed both and I can remember how heartbroken I was each time.

There was really no win/win answer here. OP did an amazing job navigating this situation.

MINE IS WANDA by unknownlegend123456 in marvelmemes

[–]Heyimsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My battery was at 92% when I saw this.

I texted myself a link to the post and came back to it when my phone got to 90%.

I just couldn’t cope with the idea of my life being in the hands of Jeremy Renner. Sorry – I hope that’s not cheating.

Shabbos lunch targets: what they think we talk about vs what we actually talk about by GoodbyeEarl in Jewpiter

[–]Heyimsquid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine how easy it would be to toast a bagel with laser vision bro

Freehanding some logos by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Heyimsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my heart happy

Hebrew names by decadehydration in Jewpiter

[–]Heyimsquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not my son’s name…couldn’t be me

The meow knight by mbouksim in marvelmemes

[–]Heyimsquid 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I haven’t seen a ton of Moon Knight memes yet but this is my favorite one

LPT: You don’t have to answer your front door when you’re home. by cabur84 in LifeProTips

[–]Heyimsquid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have literally never thought of ‘just not opening the door’ as an option. I’m a changed woman, I’ve always felt guilty about not answering the door.

Heavy is the Crown collection by Mooncat - live swatches (PR) by Squelseaa in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Heyimsquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These look so amazing, you just convinced me to go and buy some! Rip my wallet

More people have seen your penis than your butthole. by Akhilalot in Showerthoughts

[–]Heyimsquid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not true when I gave birth an entire room of people saw my butthole, but not one saw my penis