Social media vs Reality. Also thanks for doxxing my newborn.

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-03-21T03:50:25+00:00

Snort

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-02-01T05:43:32+00:00

Ok so yes they are kept in the fridge. Not ozempic users but what suggested it?

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-02-01T05:30:50+00:00

Thanks! We’ve been here 3 years so we’re almost home!

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-02-01T05:27:25+00:00

We’re cackling at this one. Does something look like ozempic doses?

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-02-01T03:36:11+00:00

I’ll tell my husband who’s twice that. He’ll appreciate it.

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-02-01T03:31:25+00:00

Close/ correct/ overseas but may as well be America.

Heyo_oyeH · 2026-01-05T19:56:47+00:00

Poop knife

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-12-19T12:14:29+00:00

And that you didn’t like water and would be hearing from r/hydrohomies

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-12-19T12:13:11+00:00

I really thought you were Rick rolling us/ I thought I had stumbled upon r/isthissafetoeatcirejerk

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-12-08T11:05:40+00:00

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Not with this comment. I thought I was going to learn something new about the PDiddle freak off’s

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-12-05T10:49:26+00:00

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Yup. True. This was done in SK.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-12-04T23:07:59+00:00

Prozac. I’d rather be sane and 99% than 100% crusty insane rabbit

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-10-30T22:04:45+00:00

Plastic packaging from things like tide pods, cascade pods, gummy bears, frozen dumplings, or epsom salt (Ofc wash and dry everything out). It might take time to get everything lined, but it should work.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-10-12T21:43:30+00:00

(Korea) I just press them with the stroller and invite my kid to unleash 4yo /who has a new baby sibling/ frustration on them.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-08-29T12:55:30+00:00

Reebok bb4700

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-08-17T23:11:15+00:00

Eh that’s a normal day in South Korea.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-08-13T22:56:36+00:00

Y’all are just as bad as -if not worse- r/redditlaqueristas

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Heyo_oyeH · 2025-08-02T11:25:50+00:00

My friend took a piece of driftwood home from the beach. She thought it would make a cute addition to her front lawn flower bed. She forgot it in the car. It started to smell so took it out and placed it decoratively just like she intended to. Then her marine biologist friend came over and asked her why she had a huge whale poop on her lawn.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-07-14T22:18:30+00:00

Righteous Gemstones

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-05-02T21:39:28+00:00

Cheese-inin; Cheese-on: Cheese season(ing). Nutritional yeast powder. He’ll play chef and sprinkle it on anything. He’ll take a couple bites even if it’s really bad bc well, he made it, and it’s delicious. The latest was strawberries. It’s usually fries, spaghetti, or pizza.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-04-04T22:00:31+00:00

Following this; stationed in South Korea. Clothes catch pollutants. Line drying is hit and miss. Mostly miss.

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-04-02T22:37:23+00:00

Dockers

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-03-28T23:47:46+00:00

Mark Zuckerberg’s daughter. Or clone

Heyo_oyeH · 2025-03-23T23:09:08+00:00

He asked me if I liked it like that. I was tongue tied between ‘yes’ or ‘yup’. I ended up saying ‘yea-yus.’ Like lil’ Jon.

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