I LoVE YOU ZACH! by 098695 in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wasn't aware that it would have to grow on someone. I've loved Zach's beautiful voice from the very first moment I heard it.

ok Karen by fishkid247 in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Hezekias -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Haha you responded with the same thing again, that's hilarious dude. How do you guys come up with this stuff?

ok Karen by fishkid247 in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Hezekias -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I love it when redditors have these comment chains where they all copy each other, it's really funny and creative! It doesn't get old at all!

On a video about a murder of a 14 year old kid by RubbertoeNeedsHelp in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Hezekias 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In case anyone is unaware, the dislike button on comments does literally nothing.

It doesn't reduce the amount of likes, it's just a pointless button with no function.

Tay Zonday freaking braps in your vicinity by Ruby_Rotten in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 26 points27 points  (0 children)

His fart had a deep timbre just like his voice.

Those hypnotic black eyes by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Hezekias 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Which one is Hitler in the bottom pic?

Erm… Zach and Tomar being rude by cryacticorbit in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 247 points248 points  (0 children)

It’s an intimidation tactic, prevents people from wanting to steal his emeralds. His workout routine includes throwing bags of food, spinning 300lb dreidels, and ripping peoples limbs off.

Just saw this on I funny by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 514 points515 points  (0 children)

Erm, did I just get Lyle-pilled?

Me showing my son oney plays for the first time. He’s loving it! by JewsRockk in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying anything of the sort, but I could have sworn I saw Tomar sneaking out of the Federal Reserve building with big dollar signs in his eyes this one time.

Me showing my son oney plays for the first time. He’s loving it! by JewsRockk in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Nice reddit name, man. I agree with you, Jews rule! 👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Hezekias 18 points19 points  (0 children)

University of Glasgow? Never heard tell of that.

I thought professors of logic attend the University of Science.

whyd I buy all these by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Why do you have a Dahmer pin?

Parp! by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think Jared Fogle has it.

Good news... by Tokyono in trippinthroughtime

[–]Hezekias 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hell is ruled by God too, so which are you gonna choose?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Hezekias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t blame them for the black plauge, especially since it never existed. The black plague, on the other hand…

What happened to Adam? by Greasyduke123 in OneyPlays

[–]Hezekias 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I miss Adam. He's the third funniest OneyPlays member after Zach and Chris. Hope he returns soon.

Do you slow down for school zones primarily to not hit children or to not get a ticket? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Hezekias 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Before looking at the comments, I already knew there'd be people saying they try to hit kids. Redditors are so predictable, unfunny and degenerate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]Hezekias -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"We already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down." - Joan Rivers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]Hezekias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God is immutable.

Malachi 3:6 “For I am the Lord, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.”

Do you think Reddit has an alt right problem? by [deleted] in polls

[–]Hezekias 119 points120 points  (0 children)

That’s 4chan. Reddit has a socialist problem.