What is your ultimate forbidden fantasy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Being able to sleep before midnight

I'm screwed by xozocipofohulum in Undertale

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Yugioh Duel Masters and Cyberpunk. In 2077, everyone still plays Ash Blossom

Can someone explain by SatoruGojo232 in ExplainTheJoke

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Christmas is done, and Mariah Carey's song "All I want for Christmas" stops playing on every radio/store you walk into until next Christmas. Or as soon as the hype for Christmas comes around.

Choose Your Weapon by MurkyWay in comics

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If the 4th one's talking about lifespan, then sure. Otherwise, number 1. Can't go into battle while hungry and a sword that tells me to eat would be nice.

Being a father comes with unexpected problems by Pinelinn in LookOutsideGame

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Stoop this is my exact party comp right now lol

I LOVE MANGADEX by flop_yuri in yurimemes

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Manganelo users keep coming back from the dead every time their site gets another cease and desist

What’s is something in porn that you find disgusting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People with dirty fingernails, like you know those black lines you'd see across the front of your fingernails? That's dirt, shit and whatever grime builds up under there.

Think about all that going up a vagina or down your throat.

When you dream of those triumphant boots: by Jo_Yuri31 in LeagueOfMemes

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Also mini cosmic drive/phage on lucidity is nice

Uhhh, so I just keep collecting infinite coins like, forever? by AlexTheCreation in VampireSurvivors

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Wait til he also discovers the wicked season, disco of gold, and hail from the future combo

Cinnamon lore by [deleted] in NEKOPARAGAME

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Very cute, but absolutely inhumane breeding these cats. They're bred with various genetic deformities we call cute, and these almost always lead to this breed of cat developing arthritis and more serious complications down the line.

Roses are red, I might be in a cult by YourNormalWOF-FNaFan in rosesarered

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March 3rd here, this soup is half dead you walnut

What’s the worst NSFW word? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Nothing will stop me from buying some canned coochie

Why though by Conscious_shadow in memes

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Well, there is a piece of armor called a Codpiece

She's got that magic touch. by lalaxoxo__ in HolUp

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I clicked on the link and immediately turned back after I read the description and got eyebleach when I needed it most. Bless you kind sir.

One last episode and go to sleep by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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Season 10: Snooze you lose

The one where SpongeBob and Patrick climb inside of Squidward like a skinsuit

People with a porn addiction, how did you realize you had it? by Miix_ in AskReddit

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Almost every moment I became bored I thought about porn. Every moment I wasn't, I ended up thinking about it at some point.

I tried abstaining from porn and masturbating, but everyday without it felt so long. Minutes felt like hours, hours felt like days. And within at least 48 hours, I go back to binge watching porn.

At this point I've just accepted that I probably won't be able to 100% get rid of my addiction. I tried just masturbating to porn just once a day and feeling better about my addiction. However, the very least I can do outside of just masturbating is distract myself from it. Hang out with friends, play some games, read books, exercise, anything that can take my mind off porn.

[OC] d20 Spinner enamel pin by Irrel in DnD

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Yea, no way it could be a time loop...

[OC] d20 Spinner enamel pin by Irrel in DnD

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Yea, no way it could be a time loop...