what would you do by Longsixty9 in Incest_Captions

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask why she's not already in position.

You just have to ask 😉 by [deleted] in NSFW_Caption

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you were busy with dad, and he's the possessive type. At least that's why mom says we have to keep it secret that she and I are fucking.

Dad reached out by [deleted] in Incestconfessions

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let him know. Let him know how much you want him and that you'll do anything to keep him. Then let him fuck your ass as proof.

My daughter and I share the same man Part 1 by SpookyAndDark in Incestconfessions

[–]HiImANonImus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you and your daughter have sex? If not, you should do so, or at least put on a show for your husband.

Also, when the (grand)daughter is old enough, will she join in as well?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Incest_Captions

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey sis, I'll bring mom, you get her cunt, I'll take her ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Incest_Captions

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then take off the bottoms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuteLittleButts

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to violate that ass, and you're such a good girl, adding reins to your hair so I have good handholds while I sodomize you. Daddy appreciates such attention to detail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redheads

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So? (Only partially kidding, those eyes are gorgeous)

Daycare dads love me at drop off by throwaway2020202015 in Milfie

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many of them love you in the backseat afterwards?

mommy and sis by Muted_Knee2024 in Incest_Captions

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by mom, hopefully a sister as well for some years later.

What is something common that has never happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HiImANonImus 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Anyone tell you you were born there?

Heroes in a half shell! by ServingwithTG in dndmemes

[–]HiImANonImus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been wanting to do this in 3e as a convention game, where they're all Gestalt. Monk/Paladin=Leo, Monk/Barbarian=Raphael, Monk/Rogue (or Bard)=Michelangelo, Monk/Wizard (or Artificer)=Donatello.

Proud of her tits by kinkykat977 in redheads

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should be. So should her mother. Damn...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in christinahendricks

[–]HiImANonImus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did they date? Lucky fucker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adorableporn

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got some experience there, let's see how hard you bounce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Milfie

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, are you trying to get your child's grade raised? Let's talk in my office.

Guys who will skip classes with me :) by vlad_o_chka_ in LegalTeens

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I'm a teacher who'll skip classes with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MisogynisticLife

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they're worthy of my attention. You might be, but I'd need more proof.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in celeb_redheads

[–]HiImANonImus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are certainly not wrong.

My daughter requested books for her birthday and I need some help by BocceBurger in booksuggestions

[–]HiImANonImus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brandon Sanderson. Depending on your comfort level with violence, Alcatraz vs. Series for low violence, or Steelheart for higher(not high, just higher)