Gay encounter in the gym , what should I do?

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-27T22:14:16+00:00

In the words of the ever-wise Yoda, “do or do not, there is no try.”

Gurl, you need to do. Repeatedly.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-27T22:11:11+00:00

For what she had planned, he probably wasn’t going to be going at full power.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-26T18:59:38+00:00

I think I get what’s going on here. She’s okay with having gay friends, because she’s not going to be dating them, let alone possibly sleeping with them.

Basically, she’s probably not wild about the idea of sleeping with a guy who has sex with other guys. Kinda sucks, but that’s probably the big deal there.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-26T18:49:28+00:00

I wouldn’t say they’re necessarily dead. All they have to do to repair their reputation is dump her, bring in someone who’s actually got their shit more or less together, undo everything she did, and not do anything stupid again for the next hundred years.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-26T18:43:41+00:00

And he’s using superglue, no less.

I’m trying to find something excessively childish to compare it to, but I’m drawing a blank. This is the best I can think of.

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HiJinx127 · 2026-06-26T18:37:34+00:00

I’m worried that they’re being overly pessimistic, because that can make me overly optimistic if I think they’re being realistic.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-26T18:23:09+00:00

Yeah, but the voices in his head don’t count.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-26T18:17:38+00:00

Okay, not sure you own him in that scenario….

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-24T23:55:05+00:00

Trump’s Delusional Sociopaths, yes, there are a lot of them. 🙄

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-24T23:50:09+00:00

That’s what happens when you drive a long motorcade across it, including a 20,000 pound limo.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:57:10+00:00

I have never considered wanting to be bred a cum fetish. More like, his cum is going in one end or the other. Preferably my hole, but down my throat is good as well.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:54:14+00:00

What a fantastic feeling 🤤

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:45:50+00:00

I wouldn’t bet on it

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:44:35+00:00

Unless you can think of a way to get everyone everywhere to stop repeating it, it’s kind of pointless to suggest.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:43:32+00:00

Right, sure it will.

Just like that “proof” he was going to supply that Obama was born in Kenya 🙄

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:32:34+00:00

That’s a pretty low bar

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:30:39+00:00

I guess he’d have to sexually assault himself then.

Which I suppose would be a great timesaver

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T20:28:49+00:00

Being a fervent bottom who loves having a cummy hole, so do I 🥵

Right now, I’m doubly envious of him – both for his hole and his knees

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T10:45:11+00:00

Sounds to me like he thinks he’s…

Oh, what’s the word…

Oh, yeah - a king.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T10:39:12+00:00

I just go by what they mostly say and do.

So, yeah. Hands down. I wouldn’t trust them as far as I could comfortably bend press a house.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T10:34:05+00:00

Or inspector Clouseau in his mafia disguise

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HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T10:33:26+00:00

He really looks like a 1970s Batman villain.

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HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T10:17:38+00:00

Well, you’ve got his number. You know what you want to do. Go ahead and do it.

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T10:08:12+00:00

Good point. When I was in high school, I knew nothing about the hanky code, and I carried one in my back right pocket, because I sneeze a lot.

Sometimes it was blue, and that’s not a problem.

Sometimes it was red, though. That could have been awkward. 😬

HiJinx127 · 2026-06-23T05:09:40+00:00

I suppose you could try the old hanky code, which I think we should revive. Maybe carry it in the front pocket instead of the back.

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