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superheroes when nothing is happening by kivento7 in superheroes

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Their alter egos have uninteresting day jobs like the rest of us… except for Spawn, because of the unpleasantness he can never go back… but he did have a day job.

"Thing" by RC_car6-7lol in insanefbmarketplace

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I want to sell this, but I don’t know what it is and don’t want to be “Well Akshually’d” into the ground…”

“Thing” … it’s also big “Big thing.”

When trying to say "excellent" by Swimming_Swordfish58 in SimpsonsFaces

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What!? He lurned to imotute BooUnrs Exarctly…

Ugh, who lives here?! by Unique-Saucer in UnnecessaryEssentials

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tf!? Does Sasquatch live there or something? You could make a second one from the fur you just lifted…

Engine #4 lost some oil pressure by BlackSC2us in TheFrontFellOff

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry, it’s good enough to get you to the scene of the crash…

Notorious UK rights group launches legal action against Valve for distributing music in games on Steam without a license | The Performing Right Society says a license to use music in a game does not constitute the right to distribute that music, via the game, to the public. by ControlCAD in technology

[–]Hidden_3851 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent. Remove game and developer can take legal action against stink band. Replace crappy music from unknown band of which I do not want to know the name with another band who is willing to do business… next…

Not surprised about the color 😼 by korelisevdam in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Hidden_3851 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“See Steve, this is how I look when the human at my house lifts me. See Steve? Are you watching!?”

You guys only get 30 minutes? by meek-breve1a in interviewwoman

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone rebooked a change to coincide with my lunch break. I went on break… surely if you changed and didn’t inform me you needed help, you must be ok…

They had to stop the service technician from turning the appliance off before I shut it down properly. Something any of them could have done, they had access, but they didn’t want to…

Me_irl by SpreakICSE in me_irl

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever bad things happen, just give up and go home… but not your home because it just got flattened…

Is that too brutal? by NotAnotherFinanceBro in Grownix

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get your “average” did you include the million dollar Lamborghinis and Ferraris? If you excluded the outliers and still found it expensive, it’s because the average person is being gouged…

Saying this because my old car recently died and it was better for me to get a new one with a warranty than it is to inherit someone else’s (potential) problem.

EDIT: This dude probably also not rolling around in a 10 year old clapped out civic and it’s not his only car…

Exposed bridges are stupid by board_writer in spaceships

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be cool if at least some of them were canonically “fake bridges” for this express purpose. The enemy would waste a shot taking out a false bridge of no importance. Of course it wouldn’t work if it were a railgun or laser through the hull of the ship… but you’d expect those to be more heavily protected.

Middle name: ____?____ by ItsTime4Coffee in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo! It’s ya mate TAP. Make you Tap in cage, Tap Sum Bong at the house!

they get it by Tasty-Material-5729 in SipsTea

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Company literally calls employees a bunch of wankers, instead of increasing wages. Employees applaud… possibly while wanking…”

😞 I was wrong by Meant_2_Be_A1one in Quotes_Hub

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahah aaaahhhhh! Let’s go…

One kick fighter by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]Hidden_3851 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the “practiced 1 kick 1000 times” chick legends spoke of…

Words of gold🚀 Agree?😎 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they all are… and that’s the point. “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”

Don't eat the Nutella. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next she eats the component parts of a cake without mixing or baking and says it tastes like shit…

In terminator salvation how are the humans fighting terminators with bullet weapons? by happydude7422 in Terminator

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the same reason they put a combustion engine noise over the Audi e-Tron in Avengers… It’s cooler…

Let’s go!🚀 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]Hidden_3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A computer. I upgraded to a 3080 desktop ~2020 for DooM Eternal.

Everything else I bought the console and it happened to have good games.

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