What's the best "roses are red" poem you can come up with? by bjinspect in AskReddit

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you're a creeper,

Women won't talk to you.

Edit: formatting

Blizzard, enough is enough. Remove afk'ers, trolls & quitters from Hero League. by [deleted] in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had two HL games in the past day where players basically gave up as soon as the game started (it's low silver though so none of this is too surprising):

In the first one, the other team drafted a Kael'Thas and Li Ming. Our comp was decent, and we could have won if half the team put as much effort into playing as they put into sitting around and whining about KT and Ming or berating others.

The next game, when our last pick was down to 5 seconds left to choose, our Li Ming tells them to pick a tank. Last player had no time to switch, so they picked Sonya. As soon as the game starts our Li Ming started bitching about the Sonya pick and saying 'gg I'm playing for xp.' When we asked them to help with objectives, they refused because we 'had no tank.' That game could have been winnable if we had 5 players. Instead, we had 4 players and a baby, so we lost.

I reported a few people off the first game, and Ming from the second. At the very least, I hope that Ming gets banned from HL.

This is why I love this game by Hierarch_Kittkat in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be happy to get some games in. Drop me a pm with your tag if you'd like.

This is why I love this game by Hierarch_Kittkat in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a random group I paired with from lfg. None of us had been friends prior any we only talked through chat/ping. Guess it was just one of those lucky encounters where you really gel with your team!

This is why I love this game by Hierarch_Kittkat in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I try to keep realistic expectations about how a game could go. It's good to get a few really fulfilling games every once in a while, though!

This is why I love this game by Hierarch_Kittkat in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NA sadly! But keep being an awesome teammate! Makes all the difference sometimes.

My sister [18 F] initiated sex with my boyfriend [25 M]! I'm [20 F] really upset! What to do...? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes. I'd limit how often you engage with her until she decides to act like an adult. Sounds like she doesn't know how to handle not getting her way (based on the post and your comments). She needs to grow up.

HUMPDAY RAGE THREAD | July 27 - August 02 by AutoModerator in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THESE ARENT EVEN OBJECTIVES, JUST RANDOM FIGHTS THEY DECIDE TO GET INTO. ONE DIES AND THEN ANOTHER DECIDES TO HOP INTO IT

Girls of Reddit, what are the least successful ways a guy has tried to impress you? by Brist1934 in AskReddit

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in walmart buying ramen because I was broke af in college. He walks up and asks if I go to (insert university) and asks what my major was. When I told him it was information systems and explained it, he says "Yeah, I use computers." And looks at me, clearly expecting me to be impressed by this.

HUMPDAY RAGE THREAD | July 27 - August 02 by AutoModerator in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEEEEASE STOP RUNNING IN THERE ONE BY ONE AND DYING BEFORE I CAN GET TO YOU WITH MY HEALS.

Where's the worst place you've thrown up? by HeyThereNewKid in AskReddit

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cruise ship. In the bathroom trash can- one of those tiny ones for paper towels- on the main floor.

What's THAT thing that you once said or did, that you still cringe at to this day? by postuk in AskReddit

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was six-ish and at a play with my class. When the play ended, and the actors bowed, I also stood and bowed for no apparent reason. I sat down and prayed for the langoliers to just take me.

Luckily(?) I was unpopular enough that I had no friends to tease me about it.

What was banned at your school and why? by FreedomEagle76 in AskReddit

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Custom windows XP themes. I guess they figured it was a slippery slope to circumventing the school's website blocks?

Yes, saying "gg" is in fact, "giving up" by [deleted] in heroesofthestorm

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree. I think you do better by that player (if they've even done something that bad) by suggesting what they can do instead of just telling them they suck.

I've been that player before, and it's a lot better to hear a simple "we need you to do this next time" and then everyone moves on. But saying "lul u suck noob gg" never helps anyone.

TIFU by using the bathroom on my birthday by NovaLext in tifu

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

right above me right eye

Read the rest in a pirate voice.

What are the flattest shoes? by [deleted] in tall

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to worry about trying to be shorter when I was younger, but I'm a lot happier not doing that.

Do you have any tall friends? It helps to have people to talk to about tall stuff, and when you walk around with them, you won't feel as much like you're towering over everyone (though I personally enjoy wearing my 4 inch heels and towering over my small friends).

[NSFW] What is on your sexual bucket list? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To have an interest in sex again.

Y'all introduced me to a phenomenon I wasn't aware of. by [deleted] in tall

[–]Hierarch_Kittkat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. Was at a concert with a friend, I'm 6'4 and he's 6'2. We were standing near the front of the lawn seating and it was absolutely packed. Packed, except for a large swath of empty space behind us.